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KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Secret Passages Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	855
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ores Mined:	3066	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Endless Night Skies:	4
Potions Brewed:	66	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	8707
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	62
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7923	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Emeralds Found:	494
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Gods Slained:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magic Items Found:	4433	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	9816	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Votes:	8943
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3912	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	118	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Dimension Hops:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Runes Activated:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!