Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 763373 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally shitting your pants in-game and having to clean it up before the other players find out. Trust us, it’s a messy situation but oh so hilarious!
We also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw wild parties. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of diamonds as the entrance fee.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can try to tame the elusive Ender Dragon by challenging it to a rap battle. Rumor has it, if you can drop some sick rhymes, it’ll become your loyal pet and follow you around the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring a spare pair of pants…just in case.
