Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6570 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally shitting your pants in-game and having to clean it up before the other players find out. Trust us, it’s a messy situation but oh so hilarious!
We also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw wild parties. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of diamonds as the entrance fee.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can try to tame the elusive Ender Dragon by challenging it to a rap battle. Rumor has it, if you can drop some sick rhymes, it’ll become your loyal pet and follow you around the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring a spare pair of pants…just in case.
