Pants2TightCraft | #1 MC Server List

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a thriving community of players who know the importance of wearing the right size pants and underwear! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through the world of blocky wonders.

Need a break from the usual Minecraft grind? Well, on our server, we have a special quest where you must find the legendary pants and underwear that fit juuuust right. Rumor has it, they grant you the power of infinite comfort and style!

But beware, there are some players who believe in the ancient tradition of wearing clothes that are too small. They roam the server, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. Will you stand up for proper sizing and join the fight for fashion justice?

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most pants-tastic adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knew that the world of Minecraft could be so stylish and snug?

November 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ores Mined:	8249	Villages Defended:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Dragons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is all about that bootylicious fun! We don’t just love ass, we worship it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twerking creepers, bootylicious biomes, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs a rational explanation when you can just embrace the madness and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in the world of Minecraft!

November 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Eternal Natsuki’s Neverending Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with baking competitions, late-night sleepovers, and questionable decisions.

Ever wanted to see a creeper try to bake a cake? Or watch a zombie try to pull an all-nighter? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Our server is filled with quirky characters and hilarious moments that will keep you laughing for hours.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want to trade a diamond for a stack of enchanted golden apples? We’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

November 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	173985	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Boomer’s Peep Show Minecraft Server

16 year old, animated, Aroused, BELLYBUTTON, Boomers, Boundaries, Cartoon Network, Censorship, children’s programming, controversial, cultural norms, different time, Dub, early 2000s, inappropriate, mature themes, Minecraft, old man, peep, RISQUE, Server, Show, television, wants to see

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as an old man wanting to see a 16-year-old’s bellybutton? Look no further, because our server is so crazy even Cartoon Network wouldn’t air it! Our community is full of outrageous characters and insane stories that will have you laughing until your bellybutton hurts (but don’t worry, no old men involved). Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

November 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft SMP: >latinx and meds think this is blonde…

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where latinx and meds are convinced that being blonde is the ultimate power move! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a secret underground society of latinx players who believe that being blonde gives you superhuman abilities. Want to join in on the fun and see if blondes really do have more fun? Then come on down and see for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of meds who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty llama. Yes, you read that right. These meds believe that llamas hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Want to be a part of this bizarre cult and maybe even ride a llama into battle? Then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next blonde latinx warrior or llama-riding med legend!

November 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Animals Bred:	143	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Ores Mined:	2962
Buildings Constructed:	47	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Socials 2 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because Socials 2 is here to shake things up! Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who grants wishes to those who can beat him in a dance-off.

So why wait? Join Socials 2 today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

November 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Chinatubas on Bilibili Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest and most hilarious adventures!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chinatubas hidden deep within the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find them, so get ready to embark on the craziest quest of your Minecraft life!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

November 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Potions Brewed:	190	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

My Country Minecraft Server

Analysis, Country, critique, culture, Development, Diversity, Economy, Feedback, geography, global perspective, Government, History, Minecraft, national identity, opinion, perspective, Politics, Server, society, Thoughts, tourism, Traditions

Oh, honey, forget about countries, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret underground society where pigs ride on flying chickens and diamonds rain from the sky! We have a secret potion that turns you into a block of cheese (yes, you read that right) and our moderators are actually wizards who can ban griefers with a flick of their wand. So, say goodbye to boring countries and hello to our wacky world of wonder!

November 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Ores Mined:	1285	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Random Twitch Whores and Casuals Minecraft SMP

Casual Gaming, casuals, challenge, competitive, Difficulty, Difficulty level, Entertainment, game design, game development, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, online gaming, Players, Random, skill, smp, strategy, twitch, twitch streaming, twitchwhores, Video Game (Industry), videogame, Whores

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most elite gamers dare to tread. If you think you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world, then buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are now leading a rebellion against the oppressive pig overlords. Will you join the fight, or will you cower in fear at the sight of a chicken with a weapon?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare loot guarded by a dragon who has a penchant for riddles. Will you be able to solve the dragon’s puzzles and claim the riches for yourself, or will you end up as dragon food?

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if the videogame can be beaten by random twitchwhores and casuals, it is not a difficult game. So bring your A-game and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

November 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Genius Henya’s Minecraft Server

#youtube, Amano Pikamee Archive, Archive, Babanya Edition, channel, Daimonji Ryugon, Ebosi, GENIUS, Haneuzu Miuneru, Henya THe Genius, Henyas, Hikasa Tomoshika, Jitomi Monoe, members, Michimata Batoya, Minecraft, ragtag, Server, twitch, Uemine Noruju, VOMS Project, vshojo, vsj, VT, Zengaku Sanparo

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Babanya Edition/999/ server! Join us and embark on epic adventures with Henya the Genius, the mastermind behind the VOMS Project. Explore the world with former members like Hikasa Tomoshika, Haneuzu Miuneru, Daimonji Ryugon, Zengaku Sanparo, Uemine Noruju, and Michimata Batoya. But wait, there’s more! Encounter the enigmatic Ebosi (formerly known as Jitomi Monoe) and dive into the Amano Pikamee Archive for some mind-blowing content. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

November 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Farms Harvested:	198
Void Gems Collected:	36	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Llama Lover Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)! Join us for a chance to build epic structures, battle mythical beasts, and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of virtual reality on llama communication. So if you’ve ever wanted to chat with a llama about the meaning of life, this is the place for you!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded pickaxes. Who needs real-world currency when you can trade in emeralds and obsidian?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re known for stealing blocks and leaving behind cryptic riddles. Happy crafting!

November 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Big Rig Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of tiny, cramped Minecraft servers where you can’t even swing a pickaxe without hitting someone in the face? Well, fear not, because our server is TOO BIG to rig!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a vast, sprawling world where you can roam freely without fear of bumping into your neighbor’s house. Our server is so massive that we once had a player get lost for three days trying to find their way back to spawn. Don’t worry, we eventually found them…in a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up on your very own dragon and compete in high-speed races through treacherous terrain. Just be sure to watch out for the fireballs and exploding creepers along the way.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional giant squid attack.

November 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up with our latest update “Virtual Revenge”! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and sandwiches (yes, you read that right).

Embark on epic quests like “The Mystery of Arpeggio Fault” and “Help Kai” where you’ll uncover secrets, battle virtual foes, and maybe even find the best sandwich in the game. But beware, because in our world, sandwiches come a knockin’ and you better be ready to defend yourself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got redeemable codes for exclusive in-game rewards like the ZENLESSGIFT and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you in our crazy Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate sandwich warrior in our virtual battlefield mayhem. See you there!

November 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

KvadronCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, beautiful map, Cases, Economy, in-game currency, Jobs, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Vulture

Survival, vulture, anarchy, in-game currency, cases, economy, beautiful map.

play.kvadronmc.ru

November 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Animals Bred:	138
Emeralds Found:	105	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

Adol, AI translations, Crafty, Daybreak 2, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, guides, hajimari, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Legend of Heroes, Minecraft, Mods, Oath in Felghana, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, president, saves, Server, Toshihiro Kondo, Trails, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak, translation patches, undub patches, Ys Memoire, Ys X: Nordics

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks here and there). Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with your favorite anime characters from Falcom Games!

We’ve got more content than a modded server on steroids – from epic soundtracks to exclusive figures of your favorite heroes. And don’t even get us started on the translations patches, because we’ve got more patches than a Nether fortress.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve even got Ys Memoire launching in the west, so you can experience the thrill of Felghana like never before. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so epic, even Adol himself would be impressed.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft like never before on our server – where the adventure never ends and the fun never stops! Join now and let the crafting begin!

November 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Towns Built:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Pointless Minecraft SMP Board

10 years ago, AVIF vs JXL, banned, Board, coming here, copypasted, DELETED, Fun, IMMEDIATELY, INTERESTING, JOKE, linux vs windows, Minecraft, multiple days, old /g/, overmoderated, Pointless, ragebait, smp, sucked out, Technology, Threads

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

November 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crops Grown:	5287	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!