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Dan Da Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but average players? Look no further, because on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best! That’s right, we have the most mediocre players around, making for some hilariously average gameplay.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling?).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs (and the loot) that come with joining our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the absurdity for yourself. Just remember, on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best, but the fun is off the charts!

Episode Minecraft SMP Favorite

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Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything can happen!

Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama off a cliff while playing the accordion? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a potato wearing sunglasses? Totally doable.

Our favorite episode? Oh, that’s easy. It’s the one where we all decided to live in a giant floating pineapple and started a pineapple farm. But then the pineapple came to life and started telling bad jokes, so we had to defeat it in a battle of puns. It was epic!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next!

Droptanks

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No Rules anything goes server Enter a world where only the strongest survive. Will you rise to the top, or fall victim to the chaos? Join our community of fearless players and experience Minecraft like never before.

101.180.88.27

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the JAV in our name stands for “Just Absolutely Vibing”!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Our server is home to the most epic build battles, the craziest mob encounters, and the most intense mining expeditions you’ll ever experience.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds, just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows (no guarantees on that one, though).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, because they’re known to have a wicked sense of humor.

Minecraft SMP: Maid F*cker or Nah?

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to uncover scandalous secrets like whether or not the server owner ever hooked up with his maid! Who needs reality TV when you have drama like this unfolding in a blocky world? Come for the laughs, stay for the gossip – this server is like a soap opera on steroids! Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Buddhist Brawl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old peaceful Buddhists? Come join our Minecraft server where the Buddhists are anything but peaceful! These monks have traded in their meditation beads for battle axes and are ready to take on any challengers.

Picture this: a group of monks in tie-dye robes riding into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, chanting mantras while slaying zombies left and right. It’s a sight you won’t see anywhere else!

But beware, these monks may be peaceful at heart, but they have a mean streak when it comes to defending their temples. So if you’re looking for a unique and action-packed Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wild world of violent Buddhists!

Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Vtuber Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual YouTubers and questionable decisions. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually inside a virtual world – perfect for those who want to go balls-deep in a vtuber and fill a fake anime woman with their seed. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Is This True? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots that can recite Shakespeare. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden disco room where the zombies bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

EkmiTV Server for Entertainment! Minecraft server

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EkmiTV: This is an ordinary Minecraft server on which there is almost nothing yet, but soon we will add mini-games and so on there! We also have kind creators!

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> All the Developers Had to Do Was Increase Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with fire like the Dragon’s Fury! But wait, there’s more – we’ve also got an Axtinguisher that can puff and sting your enemies into oblivion! Sure, the developers may have nerfed it, but who needs logic when you’ve got insane weapons like these?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a chicken? Or build a castle out of enchanted obsidian that shoots rainbows at intruders? The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being the awkward loner in your Minecraft server? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our crazy SMP where the members are so tight-knit, they can practically read each other’s minds. And then there’s you, just floating around like a lost sheep. But hey, maybe you’ll finally find your place and stop being the server’s resident weirdo. Join now before they start a petition to kick you out for being too socially inept!

Vendetta

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Sigma SMP, only for the boys. Level 30 gyat, minimum.

Mom told me if I have over 100 players, she will buy me new PC.

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Cat Eaters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a part of the epic battle between Trump and the Cat Eaters of Springfield. Rumor has it that Trump is on a mission to rid the world of these feline feasters, and you can help determine the outcome! Will you fight alongside the Cat Eaters or join forces with Trump? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling server anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Weekend Gartic Phone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and explode again!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

So come on in, Faggots and Faggetes, and join the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	37	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Horror Stories Survived:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Void Armor Forged:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5