Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

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Ethereal Haven 1.20

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate power of warping reality! You can bend the world to your will and create chaos like never before! But be warned, even with this amazing ability, you might still lose to someone who just hits really hard. How does that even make sense? Who knows, but it’s hilarious and you gotta see it to believe it! So come join us for a wild ride of confusion and fun!

The Shiori Novella Part 2 – Chapter 6, Page 1223 Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old macaroni and cheese dinners? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a special recipe that will bless your taste buds and fill your hunger bar in no time! Join us and feast on our highly nutritious, microwavable mac and cheese dinners that were sold to us by a group of friendly villagers who were having a sale. Amen to that, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures and wild stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky chair. From battling giant creepers to building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for the ultimate mac and cheese dinner that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Let the cheese be with you!

BroBroBlameMe Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and sabotage? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where no one can steal your last pair of contact lenses! Our server is filled with magical potions that can restore your vision and protect you from pesky siblings.

Embark on quests to find the elusive contact lens case and contact solution scattered throughout the land. Battle against evil mobs who try to prevent you from seeing clearly.

With our server, you’ll never have to worry about being called fat or having your belongings destroyed by family members again. Join now and see the world in a whole new way – literally!

Sk8rBoiXmasEveGFLeftAlone

abusive ex, aita, Boyfriend, busy, celebration, christmas eve, Controlling, crocheting, ENERGY, Friends, game together, Gifts, hobby, hurt ankle, hurt feelings, inconsiderate, individual activities, parallel play, Plans, Promise, Sk8rBoiXmasEveGFLeftAlone, skateboarding, stocking shopping, Support, tiktoks

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Farms Harvested:	771	Magic Items Found:	4555
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1062
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Are you tired of spending time with your boyfriend who loves to skateboard more than he loves spending time with you? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships!

On our server, you can crochet to your heart’s content while your boyfriend watches tiktoks with his friends – no hurt ankles or inconsiderate gestures here! Plus, we have a special feature where you can toss virtual presents at each other when things get heated. And don’t worry, parallel play is our specialty – you can build your own world while your boyfriend does his own thing, just like in real life!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? 😉

BarCraftersUnited

bar, bar fights, BarCraftersUnited, BIZARRE, bizarre incidents, crazy, Disturbing, drunken antics, messed up, Outrageous, shocking behavior, shocking moments, Shocking.., strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected situations, UNUSUAL, unusual behavior, weird encounters, Wild

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Have you ever seen a creeper walk into a bar and order a TNT shot? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday night! Join us for a wild time where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky, and you never know when a zombie rave party might break out. So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep on a trampoline, come join us and see what kind of craziness you can get into!

SagaSurvival

Economy, Minecraft Survival server Romanian Enchanted Economy Mines Farms Casino Friends Multiplayer Roleplaying Adventure PvP Quests Plugins Server community Events Minigames Custom content Online gaming, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

We are waiting for you on sagasurvival.com! This is a Romanian Minecraft survival server, but don’t worry, the server language is EN/RO. You will find unique and never-before-seen content, such as an enchanted survival server with economy, mines, farms, and more. Come play in the casino and have fun with your friends!

play.sagasurvival.com:8205

TecsusPadMine come free admin server Minecraft

Free Admin, Minecraft, Survival, TecsusPadMine, Vulture

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

TecsusPadMine

survival

free admin

vulture

TecsusPadMine.aternos.me:42359

Ethereal Anime Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, adult content, animated, animation, Anime, Character, ecchi, Ethereal, FANTASY, fantasy girl, Fap, fictional character, girl, Haven, hentai, Japanese culture, Last, long tail, Manga, Otaku, sexual content, tags, waifu

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Bro, forget about that for a sec and listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of pixelated wonders where you can build whatever the heck you want!

I’m talking giant statues of anime girls, floating castles made of cheese, and roller coasters that go through lava pits and unicorn forests.

And get this, the players on this server are like a bunch of crazy geniuses who will blow your mind with their epic creations.

So, if you wanna escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure imagination, then join this server ASAP! Plus, the last anime girl you fapped to will probably be there too, just sayin’.

DALL-E 3’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, ai art, algorithmic art, Artificial Intelligence, artistic expression, bing.com, computer vision, Create, Creative Tools, dall e, dalle, deep learning, design inspiration, digital art, Epic, Image Generation, image manipulation, innovation, machine learning, Minecraft, neural network, smp, Technology, visual creativity, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where you can ride pigs into battle, fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, and even tame a creeper as your loyal pet!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your wildest dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

QuirkyQT in Minecraft SMP

alternative perspective, distinctive qualities, eccentricity, hidden talents, idiosyncratic traits, independent spirit, Individuality, intellectual curiosity, Minecraft, mysterious aura, nonconformity, offbeat interests, peculiar habits, peculiar tastes, quirky sense of humor, QuirkyQT, rare qualities, smp, unconventional beauty, unconventional charm, unconventional style, unique personality, unorthodox behavior

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit place to be in the whole blocky world. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me give you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance. It’s like a rave but with creepers and skeletons getting down on the dance floor.

2. Our admin is a talking llama who gives out diamond blocks like they’re candy. You just gotta do a little llama dance and boom, you’re rich!

3. We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. It’s chaotic and hilarious.

4. Our community is full of crazy characters, like a villager who speaks only in puns and a zombie who thinks he’s a famous rapper. You’ll never be bored with these wacky folks around.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

UselessFactsCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can find a hidden village filled with talking cows who give out valuable life advice? Join us and discover the secret of the wise bovine beings! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a rare diamond-encrusted chicken roaming around, laying golden eggs for lucky players to find. So come on, join our server and uncover the wacky wonders that await you!

ChaosCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE SYRIA’S NEW FOREIGN MINISTER ASKIN IRAN TO STOP SPREADING CHAOS BUT INSTEAD WE BE SPREADING FUN AND MADNESS!

WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK!

COME JOIN US IF YOU WANNA LAUGH TIL YOUR PICKAXE BREAKS AND BUILD TIL YOUR BLOCKS RUN OUT!

WARNING: MAY CAUSE EXTREME ADDICTION AND UNCONTROLLABLE GIGGLES. PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK!

ShovelSquadCraft: Putin’s Oil Spill Rescue

Black sea, citizen action, cleanup efforts, community activism, ecological crisis, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, environmental cleanup, environmental conservation, environmental disaster, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, environmental responsibility, environmental stewardship, grassroots movement, marine pollution, Oil, oil spill, putin, Putins, rescue, ShovelSquadCraft, Spill, volunteerism, Volunteers

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Villages Defended:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being just an ordinary person with a shovel? Do you want to be a part of something EPIC and make a REAL difference in the world? Well, look no further cuz we got the perfect place for you!

Our Minecraft server is like no other, it’s a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and FUN! Join us and become a part of the most epic clean-up crew in Minecraft history. We ain’t just cleaning up any old mess, we’re tackling a Black Sea oil spill like bosses!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ask Putin himself for help. That’s right, THE Putin! Who knows, maybe he’ll even drop by for a game of Minecraft and help us clean up the mess. It’s gonna be LIT!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your shovel, put on your best cleaning outfit, and join us on this crazy adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Let’s show the world what a group of misfit Minecraft players can do when we put our minds to it. Join now and let’s clean up this mess together!

C0V1D 4 D3C4D3

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Love Letters Sent:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

remember that time when covid was like, half a decade ago? yeah, me neither. but who cares about that when you can join our EPIC minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. not to mention, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our zombies are actually just misunderstood unicorns in disguise. join us and become part of the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft community out there. because why live in a boring, normal world when you can live in ours? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make some memories that we’ll probably forget tomorrow!

FreakCraft

BUILD, Challenges, Discord, Experience, Freakcraft, java, LATEST, Machine, Minecraft, no Sethome, no-tp, player, QUIRKS, real, self-hosted, Server, Social, Stable, Survival, Technical, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Votes:	4963	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

FreakCraft Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Version	Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
Host	Self hosted on a purpose built machine
Plugins	No plugins
Commands	No tp/sethome
Discord	Join our Discord
Java	IP: freakcraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server version? A: We always run the latest stable vanilla jar.

Q: Are there any plugins installed? A: No, we do not use any plugins on the server.

Q: Can I use commands like /tp or /sethome? A: No, we believe in a true vanilla experience without those commands.

Q: How can I join the Discord server? A: You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.

Q: What is the server IP for Java edition? A: The server IP is freakcraft.net