Pants Party Minecraft Server

accident, awkward, awkward moment, blame game, dirty pants, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, Minecraft, mishap, not me, not my fault, Oops, pants, Party, Poop, Server, somebody shit my pants, Surprise, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected situation, unexpected surprise, unfortunate incident

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

CheesyCraft Redux

Archived Worlds, bloat, CheesyCraft, Coreprotect, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Discord, GentlemanCheesy, Griefprevention, image gallery, Mankdk, Programmed, PvE, quality of life, redux, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, SilvaBirb, Squaremap, Survival, TEXTURED, United States East Coast

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.birdflop.com
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is a server project that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing survival and would be willing to try out the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [squaremap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the server address: cheesycraft.birdflop.com

2. What version of Minecraft is required to play on the server?

The server is running on version 1.21.4 of Minecraft.

3. Is PvP allowed on the server?

No, the server gameplay is focused on Survival and PvE (Player vs Environment).

4. Are there any rules or guidelines for players on the server?

Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are usually outlined in the server’s Discord or website.

5. Can I explore additional worlds on the server?

Yes, there are additional worlds available on the server for players to explore, such as Archived Worlds and Resource Worlds.

Brownie Yogurt Mix 1.21.2

1.21.2, brownie, combination, creamy, Creative, Culinary Creativity, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, Experiment, Food, homemade, Indulgent, Mix, recipe, Rich, snack, SWEET, Tasty, Treat, Unique, yogurt

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Votes:	5571
Dragon Eggs Found:	9428	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Yo bro, this server is like mixing brownies into yogurt – totally random and unexpected but strangely satisfying! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that’s as mixed up as that brownie yogurt combo. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join us now!

Stepchild Showdown

blended family, building relationships, child from previous relationship, co parenting, Communication Issues, coping with stress, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family integration, family responsibilities, Financial goals, financial independence, long-term planning, navigating change, parenting challenges, personal growth, prioritizing needs, relationship dynamics, setting boundaries, showdown, step-parenting, stepchild

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	3091
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, twists, and turns just like this crazy relationship story!

Just like this poster’s partner expecting them to be 100% in on their new family dynamic, we expect our players to be 100% in on the fun and chaos of our server. No half-hearted mining here, folks!

And just like this poster’s partner blaming them for not caring sooner, we’ll blame you if you don’t join our server and experience all the wackiness it has to offer. Don’t let us down like this partner did!

So come on over to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions, just like this poster is experiencing. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between being 100% in or 100% out – but in this case, you’ll definitely want to be 100% in for all the fun!

CraftyLove: Swipe Right for Creepers!

bad dating tips, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, dating blunders, dating disasters, dating donts, dating fails, dating faux pas, dating misconceptions, dating mistakes, dating myths, dating no-nos, dating pitfalls, dating red flags, dating tips, harmful dating advice, relationship advice, relationship blunders, relationship mistakes, relationship pitfalls, swipe, worst dating advice

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Animals Bred:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your blocky soulmate! Our players have a 99% success rate in finding love, with one player even getting married in-game and having a creeper-themed wedding! Join now and let the pixels of love guide you to your perfect match. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

NoCoords Legacy

Anarchy, boats, Bridges, building, end crystal, Exploring, Highways, Horses, Infrastructure, Legacy, Minecarts, Minecraft, Mods, nether roof, Nocoords, nostalgic, paths, PvP, semi anarchy, Server, void damage

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Void Gems Collected:	35	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

NoCoords Legacy

IP Address	nclegacy.net
Community Discord	Community Discord

NoCoords Legacy is a No Cheat Anarchy server with modifications to provide a nostalgic experience similar to older versions of Minecraft. Modifications include disabling Elytra, bed/crystal damage, phantom spawning, and enabling Nether roof void damage. Basic rules include no cheating, exploiting, bigotry, or doxxing/harassment.

Modifications:

Elytra are disabled.
Bed/Crystal damage is disabled.
Phantom spawning is disabled.
Nether roof void damage is enabled.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating.
No Exploiting.
No Bigotry.
No Doxxing/Harassment.

Hope to see you all there!

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: While some mods are allowed, we strictly enforce no cheating or exploiting. Please check with staff before using any mods.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building?

A: We encourage players to build structures and infrastructure creatively, but please do not grief or destroy other players’ builds.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting staff on our Discord server or through in-game chat if a staff member is online.

Wishful Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Contentment, fortune, Happiness, hazy, optimism, Peace of mind, positivity, Safety, satisfaction, Threads, three wishes, try again, uncertainty, well-being, wish fulfillment, wish list, wishful, Wishful thinking

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Towns Built:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have a server for you!

Join this server and your wishes will come true! Well, maybe not all of them, but at least two out of three ain’t bad, right?

We’ve got a magic eight ball that will give you all the answers you need. Just ask a question and see what fate has in store for you!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ExWifeCancerGriefMCServer

blended family, Cancer, Communication, compassion, coping with loss, Decision making, Divorce, Emotional support, ex wife, ExWifeCancerGriefMCServer, family dynamics, Family Support, Grieving Process, holiday plans, moral dilemma, parental responsibilities, parenting, Priorities, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, terminal illness

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player reveals they’re actually in their 60’s and their ex has terminal cancer! And that’s just the beginning of the crazy stories you’ll encounter on our server.

Join now for a chance to witness family drama, secret illnesses, and questionable holiday plans. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

BusSeatBrawlMC

#breastfeeding, AITAH, baby, bus seat, BusSeatBrawlMC, Cane, cry it out, Driving, Father, football accident, injury, Knee, Men, mom, postpartum, screaming, sexist, Sleep, tired, WOMAN, Women

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4404
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who understand the struggles of everyday life! Need a break from entitled moms on the bus? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is treated equally – even if you can’t stand up to give your seat to a breastfeeding mom!

Join us for some virtual adventures and leave the real world behind. No judgment here, just pure fun and excitement. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is welcome – no matter how many hours of sleep you’ve had or how many kids you have!

EuroCraft Summit: Trump-Putin Strain

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., current events, Diplomacy, emergency summit, EuroCraft, European leaders, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, nato, peace negotiations, Politics, security concerns, Strain, strained ties., summit, summit meeting, Trump-Putin call, TrumpPutin, Ukraine, world leaders

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
New Chunks Explored:	806073	Ores Mined:	3961
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

lol u kno wat u shud do instead of watchin dat boring stuff on tv?? join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, even european leaders r holdin emergency summits on it!! yea u heard dat right, trump n putin r callin each other just to play on dis server cuz it’s soooooo good. like u gotta join now or else u gonna miss out on all da crazy action. plus, u can build ur own empire n rule over all da other players. so wat r u waitin for?? join now n be a part of dis historic moment in minecraft history!!!

ChipCraft: The Oil of Tomorrow

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, ChipCraft, Computer Hardware, data processing, Demand, digital transformation, electronics, global economy, innovation, integrated circuits, Manufacturing, microchips, new oil, Oil, Semiconductor chips, semiconductor industry, silicon wafers, supply chain, tech industry, Technology, Tomorrow

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT SEMICONDUCTOR CHIPS LIKE THEYRE THE NEW OIL OR SOMETHING. YEAH, WE DONT HAVE OIL BUT WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU GOT CHIPS, AMIRITE?

ONCE, A PLAYER FOUND A SEMICONDUCTOR CHIP AND IT GAVE THEM SUPERPOWERS. NOW THEY CAN FLY AROUND THE SERVER AND TURN CREEPERS INTO KITTENS. TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN CHIPS AND CREATE A ROBOT ARMY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. OR JUST MINECRAFT, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.

JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST, CHIP-TASTIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL DORITOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS. YOLO, AMIRITE?

Zero Carbon Fun Land

1.5°C pathways, carbon, carbon dioxide removal, cdr, decarbonised sectors, Failure, Fun, hard-to-abate emissions, Land, misallocating, net zero

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7705

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we use carbon dioxide removal (CDR) to decarbonize stuff and make everything net zero! We got pathways and emissions and all dat fancy science stuff.

But watch out, cuz if we misallocate dat CDR, we gonna fail and not reach 1.5°C. So come on, join da madness and help us save da world in da most ridiculous way possible!

We got crazy stories, insane adventures, and lots of mispellings to keep you entertained. So what you waiting for? Join now and be a part of dis wacky Minecraft server like no other!

The Eternal Region

Anti-Griefing, BATS, community-driven, Competition, cooperation, Economy, Enderman Grief, ETERNAL, LIMITED, Mature, Melody Hunt, membranes, permit system, Region, Resources, shulker shells, smp, survival island, Tweaks, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Towns Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

The Eternal Region [SMP]
Looking for a fresh, engaging, and truly community-driven Minecraft experience? The Eternal Region is a whitelisted 16+ vanilla survival server with a few quality-of-life improvements, designed for mature players who love the game and want to build lasting friendships.
Invite Link	https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG
What Makes Us Different?
A True Survival Challenge – We started just 3 days ago, meaning you have the rare chance to grow with us from the very beginning. Resources are limited as our world border started at 1000 blocks wide and expands by 250 blocks daily—encouraging creativity, competition, and cooperation. Survival Island Spawn – Work together with the community to thrive on our starting island, or venture out to find your own. Vanilla with Quality-of-Life Tweaks – We keep the core Minecraft experience intact while offering small but meaningful improvements, including: No Phantom’s (bats drop membranes instead!) Anti-Enderman Grief (protect your builds from random chaos) Double Shulker Shells
A True Community Experience – The End is currently locked, waiting for a future community event to conquer it together. Meanwhile, the Nether is open, waiting for brave explorers! Simple Voice Chat – No need for Discord! Connect and communicate seamlessly with proximity-based voice chat. Anti-Griefing Measures – We have an instant rollback system to remove griefers from existence (well, their blocks at least). So, trolls only waste their time, not yours! Hermitcraft-Inspired Economy – We’re considering a permit-style system for shops, making for a more balanced and rewarding trading experience. Community-Driven Future – Every major update and change is decided by our players through community polls. Your voice matters here!
Apply to Join!	We’re a small but growing group of players looking for others who want to invest their time, build something incredible, and enjoy Minecraft with good company. But before you apply, make sure you read the rules carefully—you might just miss something important! Think you have what it takes to be part of The Eternal Region? Apply today and start your next great adventure!
Our latest event was the Melody Hunt!

FAQ

How do I join The Eternal Region?

To join The Eternal Region, visit the Discord invite link provided above and follow the application process specified in the server’s rules.

What makes The Eternal Region different from other Minecraft servers?

The Eternal Region offers a true survival challenge with limited resources, a starting island spawn, and quality-of-life tweaks to enhance the vanilla experience. Additionally, the server promotes community engagement through events and player-driven decisions.

Is there an age requirement to join The Eternal Region?

Yes, The Eternal Region is a whitelisted server for players aged 16 and older.

Are there any anti-griefing measures in place on the server?

Yes, The Eternal Region has an instant rollback system to remove griefers’ blocks and prevent them from causing further damage to players’ builds.

Can I participate in community events on The Eternal Region?

Yes, The Eternal Region hosts community events like the recent Melody Hunt, where players can come together to conquer challenges and enjoy the game as a group.

CelebCraft Voice Chad 1.20

Allure, attraction, Bitches, CelebCraft, Celebrity, Chad, Chad voice, charisma, Charm, Confidence, deep voice, desire, influence, magnetism, Masculinity, power, seduction, sex appeal, soaking wet, swagger, vocal attractiveness, VOICE, voice modulation

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mines Excavated:	4598	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out if having a deep Chad voice will make all the e-girls swoon for you like they do for celebrities!

We have pixelated babes waiting to be impressed by your vocal cords of steel!

Become the ultimate Minecraft heartthrob and make all the other players jealous of your seductive tones!

Who needs real-life fame when you can have virtual adoration from all the e-girls on our server?

Join now and see if your voice can make the pixels quiver with desire!

EuroArmy Minecraft Server

army of Europe, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroArmy, european defense, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, regional stability, Russian threats, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelensky

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Armor Forged:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have created an ‘army of Europe’ to face off against all the crazy Russian threats! Volodymyr Zelensky himself is a regular player and he’s always leading us into battle with his epic speeches and dance moves.

we have insane battles with giant Russian bears and vodka-spitting creepers, but don’t worry, we have plenty of Ukrainian dumplings to keep you fueled up for the fight.

join us and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of Europe on your side? Let’s show those Russians who’s boss!

ParkourPanic: Save the Workers!

budget cuts, employment, Federal employees, government agencies, job cuts, job dismissals, Job Displacement, job eliminations, job firings, job layoffs, job loss, job reductions, Job Termination, job terminations, Layoffs, National Park Service, ParkourPanic, Save, US Forest Service, workers, workforce reduction

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the us forest service and national park service are teaming up to fire thousands of workers!!! why, you ask? because we need more space for our epic virtual forests and parks, DUH. plus, who needs real jobs when you can mine for diamonds and fight creepers all day long? join now for a chance to be the last one standing in our epic battle royale arena, where the winner gets to be the new park ranger of our virtual world. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT. #unemploymentwho #minecraftforever #savethetreesbutnotthejobs