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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3106 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
we got, like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. and the mobs? oh man, they’re so dumb they’ll just walk right into lava without even realizing it.
also, did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named bacon? yeah, he’s, like, super chill and will give u free enchanted gear just for saying hi.
oh, and if u see a chicken riding a creeper, don’t worry, they’re just best friends. it’s totally normal here.
so, like, come join us and have the time of ur life. just watch out for the flying cows, they’re a little aggressive.