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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 7734 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 173 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
so, like, this server is legit the bomb dot com, like seriously. you wanna know why? because we have a 50% rise in suicide behaviors after the COVID-19 pandemic, like what even is that?! but wait, there’s more. we did a huge 5-year follow-up cohort study and the results were like, mind-blowing.
join our server and experience the thrill of surviving a pandemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies. who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone again. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. who knows, maybe you’ll even find the meaning of life in a blocky world. #YOLO #Minecraft4Life
