Yo, yo, yo! Ever heard of a Minecraft server that can perform joint replacement surgeries? Well, you’re in luck, cuz our server is the bomb diggity! We lost around 160,000 surgeries due to the COVID-19 pandemic, but fear not, we’re here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of performing virtual joint replacements like never before. Need a new hip? No problem! Want a shiny new knee? We got you covered! With 71.6% of 2019 activity missing, we’re ready to make up for lost time and give you the surgery of your dreams.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let’s get to operating! Who needs medical school when you have us? Let’s make those joints as good as new, one block at a time!

Daily Server Info: September 12, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81 Alien Abductions: 0
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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