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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 7034 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 555763 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!
I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!
And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!
So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!