| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 6633 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 1050 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 469 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Votes: | 3447 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 323 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4057 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2220 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 424 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.
so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8573 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9984 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4041 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 4104 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 4479 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8035 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 1865 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9665 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Votes: | 6601 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!
So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8152 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 5719 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1223 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.
oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.
so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7185 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.
and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1876 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7696 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Votes: | 2903 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8064 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.
So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3115 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 129 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 784 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
