| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 7982 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 174 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4852 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 8765 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 951 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 7288 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 244 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!
Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5746 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 413486 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Potions Brewed: | 113 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.
Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 944 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?
Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 8913 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1475 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Potions Brewed: | 140 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 3270 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8675 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 494 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 170 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9221 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6101 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 8707 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8917 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 8847 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!
But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!
So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 7588 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Votes: | 8768 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 9709 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 4272 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 338470 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 7144 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7226 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!
