Pakicraft: Where Minecraft meets the unexpected!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117
Mines Excavated:	2575	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Magic Items Found:	2580	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	2328
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8866
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	935893	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Crops Grown:	3868	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ores Mined:	8122	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mines Excavated:	3453
Zombie Dances:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Villages Defended:	18	Love Letters Sent:	19

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Animals Bred:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	104	Astral Projections Made:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	170
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Farms Harvested:	589
Void Armor Forged:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Falling into the Void:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Buildings Constructed:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

Players:	96/900	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Magic Items Found:	5754
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Farms Harvested:	953	Star Shards Collected:	270
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6