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Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and medical crises? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard!

Our server is a safe haven from the opioid crisis, where you won’t have to worry about sharing your stash of pain meds with anyone (because, let’s be real, that’s just not legal).

Join us and escape the stress of the medical system by building your own virtual world filled with adventure and fun. Who needs pain meds when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips?

So leave the drama behind and come play on our server, where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the endless possibilities of Minecraft!

Chud Hunter’s Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, Beautiful, Chud, chuds, Evidence, EYES, feminine, Hunter, Hunters, ignore, Male, Orwellian, Realm, roasties

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Forget about reality, we’re all about questioning everything and making you regret ever thinking straight!
Join us if you want to experience a world where male chuds are considered the epitome of beauty and femininity. Hunter is our queen, and she slays harder than 95% of those basic roasties out there.

We’re all about that Orwellian vibe, where we ignore the evidence of our own eyes and just go with the flow. It’s like a trip down the rabbit hole, but instead of Alice, you got Hunter leading the way. Don’t question it, just join and see for yourself!

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CheaterAlert Minecraft Server

CheaterAlert, Cheating, cheating partners, Communication Issues, confronting cheaters, controlling behavior, digital harassment, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Inappropriate Behavior, Infidelity, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, online dating, online friendships, online harassment, possessive behavior, relationship boundaries, Server, toxic relationship, trust issues, unwanted advances

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a toxic ex who just can’t take a hint. Will you be able to escape his clutches and find true love in the world of blocks and pixels?
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between players as they fight for love, honor, and the title of “owner” and “pet”. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of online relationships and come out on top?

And if that’s not enough, prepare yourself for the ultimate battle of the nudes. Who will reign supreme in the quest for true singleness and freedom from unwanted pictures? Only on our server will you find such thrilling and outrageous adventures!

Join us now and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Just remember to watch out for those unwarranted nudes – they might just be the key to unlocking the true secrets of love and friendship in the digital world.

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TransMineChat: Period Problems LOL

best friends, bigot, butted heads, cis woman, clots, estrogen, heavy flow, lol, Malice, menstruation conversation, Off topic, Period, Problems, roommate conflict, safe space, stomach cramps, surgeries, trans roommate, TransMineChat, transparency, Transphobia, transphobic, venting session

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a drama-free zone…unlike the situation with Nora and her roommates! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where you won’t have to worry about being labeled as “borderline transphobic” for simply trying to keep the conversation on track.
Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob. We promise that you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive comments or accusations of bigotry here. So come on in and build your dream block castle without the fear of being judged for not understanding someone else’s struggles with stomach cramps during their period.

Join us now and leave the real-life roommate drama behind! Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers in our epic Minecraft world? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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PassionCraft SMP

AMBITION, aspirations, creativity, Dedication, determination, dreams, DRIVE, enjoyment, Enthusiasm, fulfillment, goals, hobbies, inspiration, interests, love, motivation, Passion, PassionCraft, personal growth, purpose, satisfaction, smp

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Our server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can build your wildest dreams and slay dragons with your bare hands. We have a secret underground society of villagers who trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the Nether, it’s like a hot tub party with zombie pigmen. So if you want to join the most epic adventure of your life, come join us on our server and let’s create chaos together!

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BotherBlockerCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Do you long for a server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your Minecraft dreams!
Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie villagers! Build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it gets attacked by an army of angry llamas! Swim in a pool of lava while riding a pig wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can trade with villagers for enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to shoot fireballs from your eyes! Or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess and watch as it tries to cheat by using its wings to knock over the pieces!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant slime, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

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CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

advertising, anti-Muslim, antisemitic, CraftyCreeper, Digital Marketing, extremism, findings, German election, Hate Speech, hate speech regulation, Meta, Minecraft, online hate speech, Online platforms, political advertising, political extremism, Propaganda, Server, social media, social media platforms, study, violent, X approved ads

so, liek, u wanna join dis lit minecraft server dat is soooo epic, u wont even believ it, man. we got, liek, pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. we also got, liek, a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, bro.
but wait, there’s more! we have a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can fight off spooky ghosts with ur trusty diamond sword. oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing chickens? yea, it’s pretty wild.

and guess what? we have the best parties in town, man. we throw raves in the nether and have fireworks shows every night. plus, our admins are super cool and always ready to help u out if u get stuck or need some extra diamonds.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.

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MineralManiaCraft

So, like, there’s this totally epic Minecraft server that’s, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, the only place where you can find, like, a secret stash of diamonds worth, like, $500 billion!
It’s, like, this crazy story where Trump, yeah, that guy, he’s all like “I want my share of minerals from this Minecraft server or else!” and everyone’s freaking out like “It’s blackmail, man!” But, like, we’re just here to mine and build and have a good time, ya know?

So, like, if you wanna be part of this wild adventure and maybe strike it rich with some virtual diamonds, then you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Plus, we have, like, the best parties and mini-games and stuff, so it’s gonna be a blast, dude! Join now before Trump comes knocking on your door asking for his cut of the virtual riches, haha!

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Crafty Cancer Crusaders

Awareness, Cancer, Cancer Risk Calculator, cancer risk factors, changing, Crafty, crusaders, data driven, educating, empowerment, habits, health, Healthcare, INFORMATION, learning, mobile application, new, Patients, personalized, Prevention, specialised, success, Technology

So, like, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, u gonna learn so much crazy stuff, like how to build a house outta diamonds and ride a pig into battle.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and u gonna unlock da secret to immortality in Minecraft. Yeah, that’s right, u gonna be invincible and never die again. Plus, u gonna get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers.

And get this, on our server, u can fly without wings and swim in lava without getting burnt. It’s like magic, but better. So, what u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

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FallenMC

Bedwars, building, commands, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Alathra: New Frontiers

Additional Foods, Alathra, Animals, Biomes, Brewing, custom fishing, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Custom world, FRONTIERS, ingredients, Lore, Magical Items, Movecraft, Nether Mobs, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Towny, Worldbuilding

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/MpWEhKCw
Website	https://alathra.com/

Key Features:

– Towny

– Custom World

– Custom Plugins

– Magical Items

– Movecraft

– Brewing

– Custom Fishing

– Custom Mobs and Animals

– Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to create and manage towns and cities in Minecraft, claiming land and building structures to create thriving communities.
What is RP (Roleplay) in Alathra?	RP in Alathra involves creating and playing as a character within the server’s lore, interacting with other players to develop immersive stories and experiences.
How many custom food recipes are available?	Alathra offers hundreds of custom food recipes using unique ingredients, allowing players to discover new dishes through experimentation.
What are some unique features of the custom world?	The custom world in Alathra includes diverse biomes, landmarks, and strategic locations for exploration, trade, and geopolitics.
Are there unique plugins on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom plugins such as lockpicking, character cards, and regional resources to enhance gameplay.

Long Hair Love 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, cultural norms, fashion, Femininity, Girls, Grooming, hair, hair care, hair health, hair length, hair maintenance, hair styling, hairstyles, Identity, Individuality, Long, Long hair, love, personal preference, Self-expression, societal expectations, trends

Dude, have you ever been on this Minecraft server?? It’s like, the hair of the gaming world, but instead of hair, it’s blocks and creepers and stuff.
Join this server and you’ll never have to worry about hair length again because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and fighting off zombies.

Plus, girls love guys who can dominate in Minecraft, so if you want to impress the ladies, you better join this server ASAP.

Trust me, once you start playing on this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a virtual hair salon, but with more explosions and less shampoo.

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SisNoBlingBday

birthday celebrations, birthday gifts, Birthday Party, birthday traditions, family dynamics, family gatherings, family traditions, favoritism, feeling left out, gift giving, Jealousy, sibling comparison, sibling competition, sibling favoritism, sibling jealousy, sibling relationships, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, SisNoBlingBday, twin siblings

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your little sister on your birthday? Do you want a place where you can shine like the diamond you are? Join our Minecraft server and leave your sibling rivalry behind! On our server, everyone is treated like royalty, especially on their birthday. No more feeling left out while your sister gets all the attention and gifts. Here, you’ll be the star of the show, and you’ll never have to worry about being overshadowed again. So come on over and join us for a birthday bash like no other!

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PresidentialChaos Minecraft SMP

checks and balances, civil disobedience, consequences, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Disobedience, Duty, Ethics, Government, law enforcement, loyalty, Minecraft, morality, national security, Police, president, PresidentialChaos, Rebellion, resistance, Rule of Law, smp, unlawful orders, us military

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I found. So like, the server owner is this ex-Navy Seal who got kicked out for sneezing too loud during a mission. He runs the server like a dictator, but in a fun way, ya know? He makes us all wear pink armor and only speak in pig Latin. It’s wild, man.
But get this, if you don’t follow his orders, he sends in a squad of killer bunnies to take you out. And these bunnies are no joke, they’ve got laser eyes and can summon tornadoes. It’s like a fluffy apocalypse, bro.

And if you manage to survive the bunnies, there’s this secret underground base where the president of the server lives. He’s a llama with a top hat and monocle, and he’s always coming up with these wacky schemes to take over the world. It’s like a mix of James Bond and Dr. Seuss, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join this server. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they mean business.

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BlockBusterSurprise

BlockBusterSurprise, cinematic experience, edge of seat, Gripping, HOLY SHIT, hour left, INTENSE, jaw-dropping, long movie, Movie, plot twist, Shocking.., surprise ending, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, thrilling moments, time flies, unexpected plot, unexpected turns, unexpected twists.

Have you ever watched a movie that made you question your life choices and wonder if you’ll ever get that wasted time back? Well, imagine playing on a Minecraft server that makes you feel the exact opposite – like time is flying by because you’re having so much fun!
Join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or challenging other players to a dance-off in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall off a cliff because you’re laughing too hard).

So, if you’re tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to scream “Holy shit there is still an hour left,” then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because we have TNT cannons). See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs trying to kill you).

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CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server

America, Contrast, CraftyUkraine, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic stance, disagreement, envoy, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, News, Politics, remarks, Server, solidarity, Statement, Support, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, US

lol u know u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the backing of the US envoy! they say we’re like their bffs or somethin, so u know we’re legit. forget what trump says, we got the real support out here in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. join now and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life! #USenvoyapproved #minecraftforlife

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