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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 4516 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 7338 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2504 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!