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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6435 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!