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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 942 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 5086 |
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And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!