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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 8228 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 15 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
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And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!