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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 4831 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 2988 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!