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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5683 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 1662 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!