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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 8772 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Ores Mined: | 2652 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!