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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6690 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
Star Shards Collected: | 196 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 4136 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!