PainfulPupzMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GreenlandGriefers

Arctic, Danes, denmark, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandGriefers, international relations, national security, opposition, political tension, poll, public opinion, sale, survey, territorial dispute, threat, united states, US

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7568
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Villages Defended:	10	Star Shards Collected:	292
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the danes and their crazy ideas? well u found the right place! come join us and build ur own virtual greenland where u can sell it to whoever u want cuz who needs danes anyway amirite? plus u can team up with other players to take down the danes and show them who’s boss. join now and let’s make greenland great again!

Enchanted Love Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, advice, attracting a girlfriend, DATING, dating tips, Enchanted, finding a girlfriend, finding love, Girlfriend, girlfriend characteristics, girlfriend material, girlfriend qualities, girlfriend search, girlfriend search advice, girlfriend search strategies, girlfriend search tips, long term relationship, love, Quest, relationship, relationship goals, romantic partner, Tips

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Votes:	4127	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Emeralds Found:	4038
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers exploding like fireworks on the 4th of July!

Our villagers are so dumb, they make you feel like a genius!

And don’t even get me started on the pigs wearing sunglasses, they’re cooler than a polar bear’s toenails!

Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some lava, but who’s counting?

BridalPartyDramaCraft

bachelorette party, bridal party, bridal party drama, BridalPartyDramaCraft, cousin conflict, family rift, friendship fallout, olive branch, reconciliation, wedding conflict, wedding controversy, wedding coordinator, wedding decision, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding fallout, Wedding guest, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding relationships, wedding stress

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of drama in your life like a bad soap opera? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only explosions are from creepers!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life bridal party drama and focus on building epic structures with your new virtual friends. No more worrying about who said what at Thanksgiving or who’s causing rifts in your group – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, our server has a strict “no burning olive branches” policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t be slapped on the face with drama from all sides. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – your virtual adventure awaits!

CraftyHabitz Minecraft SMP

Consistency, CraftyHabitz, daily routine, discipline, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, habit improvement, healthy habits, life improvement, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, physical health, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	644	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds, right? And then out of nowhere, this group of creepers started a dance party with me! It was so random but also so fun, like who knew creepers had such sick moves? And then I found out that the server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after dark, like what even is this place? It’s like a whole new world of craziness and I love it! Plus, the admins are like wizards or something because they can make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe, it’s insane! So yeah, if you want to have a blast and make some new friends (even if they’re zombies or skeletons), you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make in your Minecraft life, I swear! #CreeperDancePartyFTW #RainbowPickaxeMagic #MinecraftMadness 🌈💎🕺🏻🧟‍♂️🎉

BelieveInUnicraft!

ancient civilizations, Astral Projection, belief in aliens, BelieveInUnicraft, bigfoot sightings, Chakras, conspiracy theories, Cryptids, Energy healing, Extraterrestrial contact, government cover-ups, law of attraction, parallel universes, past life regression, psychic abilities, Reincarnation, Remote viewing, telekinesis, the Mandela Effect, the power of manifestation, time travel

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mines Excavated:	1785	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give out free hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in your virtual life! Build your dream castle on top of a giant floating turtle, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and discover hidden treasures in the depths of the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a heart of gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world!

CanalCraft: No Negotiations, Just Blocks

agreements, blocks, canal, CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Infrastructure, international relations, Négotiation, negotiations, panama, panama canal, Politics, president, rubio, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial rights, Trade, united states, Visit

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4991
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

so like, imagine this, right? we got this super epic Minecraft server, like, it’s so lit you won’t believe it. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and cows that can do the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! our server is hosted on a giant floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. oh, and did I mention that the pigs can talk? yeah, they tell the funniest jokes, it’s hilarious.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, then how about this: we have a secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. it’s like Atlantis, but with more creepers.

So come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, don’t negotiate on the canal, just build a boat and sail away to epic adventures.

What is the IP for Phoenix SC Minecraft Server?

blocks, can, command, Datapack, know, Minecraft, mod, Phnixhamsta, phoenix, Redstone, sc, see, Server, tags, these, tutorial, Vanilla, you

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Crops Grown:	5821	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Phoenix SC is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his instructional videos and Let’s Play series. With a focus on showcasing unique and creative gameplay experiences, he has built a dedicated following on YouTube and Twitch. Phoenix SC’s passion for exploring and pushing the boundaries of the game has earned him a reputation as a skilled and innovative player in the Minecraft community.

Vivid Sisters 1.20.4

#unwell, 1.20.4, Bond, care, concern, discomfort, emotional, Empathy, family, Feeling unwell, health, love, not feeling good, relationship, Siblings, Sickness, Sisterhood, sisters, Support, vivid, VT, wellbeing

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1675
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of chaos and fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.

SisCraft: No Work, All Play

business partners, Courteous, emotional reaction, emotional response, family business, heated argument, personal attacks, Play, professional demeanor, professional skills, project breakdown, recruiting, refusing to work with sister, Risk, second chance, SisCraft, Startup, success, teaching others, Ultimatum, work, working relationship

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of professional and courteous players? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!

CraftyPlanet

blue planet, celestial body, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, Earth, earthlings, gaia, home, Humanity, inhabitants, Mother Earth, New Name, our planet, planet, RENAME, solar system, terra, third rock from the sun, Universe, world

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Emeralds Found:	213	Dragon Eggs Found:	4603
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Animals Bred:	149
Dimension Hops:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Items Found:	1353	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchantments Applied:	147
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	8744	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7279
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Players Killed by Monsters:	4086
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Players:	104/800	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Animals Bred:	86	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19