PainfulPupzMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WeirdKidMinecraftSMP

amusing anecdotes, bizarre actions, childhood adventures, childhood antics, childhood innocence, childhood memories, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, Nostalgia, odd habits, peculiar actions, peculiarities, quirky behavior, strange customs, strange habits, unique experiences, unusual behaviors, weird behavior, WeirdKidMinecraftSMP, youthful quirks

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8598
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, I was playing on the server and I found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. But get this, the base was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats. I know, crazy right? But that’s not even the best part. When I tried to approach the base, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses swooped down from the sky and challenged me to a dance-off. Long story short, I won and now I have a pet chicken named Disco. So yeah, if you want to experience wild adventures like this, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBanter: Creeper Confessions

Astonishing, BlockyBanter, Confessions, Conversation, creeper, eavesdropped conversation, eavesdropping, eye-opening, gossip, jaw-dropping, Overheard, Private, scandal, scandalous, Secrets, shocking confession, Shocking revelation, Shocking.., Startling, Surprising, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable truth, unexpected

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dimension Hops:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Towns Built:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197

Have you ever heard someone say they found diamonds in their cereal instead of marshmallows? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to stumble upon rare treasures while mining, like a chest full of enchanted golden carrots or a pet creeper that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness a pig riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. Trust us, the conversations here are never dull and always full of surprises. So why wait? Join now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

MerkelCraft: No Far-Right Allowed

Allowed, Angela Merkel, chancellor, Christian Democrats, Coalition, conservative party, criticism, Europe, far right, FarRight, German politics, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, mainstream parties, MerkelCraft, opposition, political division, Politics, Refugee Crisis, right-wing extremism, Social Democrats

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Emeralds Found:	2400	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

so, u know how angela merkel is all like “hey party, stop hangin with the far-right dudes, it aint cool”? well, on this server, we embrace ALL the crazies! want to build a giant swastika out of diamond blocks? go for it! want to roleplay as hitler and conquer the entire server? sure thing! we even have a secret underground bunker where u can plot world domination with your fellow dictators. join us for a wild ride of political incorrectness and chaos! but remember, it’s all in good fun, so don’t take it too seriously. come on, you know you want to join the madness!

BoomersAndZoomers

age disparity, age gap, age-related preferences, BoomersAndZoomers, cross-cultural study, data analysis, DATING, Evolution, gender dynamics, Human Relationships, love, Men, Partners, Psychology, relationships, research, romantic relationships, social behavior, Sociology, trends, Women

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

So, like, this server is like a total love connection, bro! We did some serious research and found out that older dudes are more likely to hook up with younger chicks, and vice versa. It’s like a real-life soap opera happening in Minecraft! Join our server and see if you can find your age-related soulmate. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up building a pixelated castle together and living happily ever after. Age is just a number, baby!

Vanila RP on 1.17 server minecraft

1.17, Acquainted, administration, BUILD, Cheaters, Honest, KIND, Minecraft, rp, Server, SURVIVE, Vanila

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Animals Bred:	161	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Votes:	8071	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

This is the server at 1.17. On this server you can get acquainted, survive, build, etc. The administration is kind and honest. Without cheaters

Vanila117.aternos.me:35747

Frosty Anime Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, 11s, Anime, anime fans, anime ranking, anime season, best anime, frosty, great taste, Haven, japanese animation, japanese anime, Japanese culture, Japanese entertainment, Japanese ranking, Top Anime, Winter 2025, winter 2025 anime, Winter 2025 ranking, Winter 2025 season, Winter 2025 top anime, winter anime, winter season

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ores Mined:	4921
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got the sickest Japanese anime ranking for winter 2025. And guess what? Only the 11s with great taste are allowed here.

Like, bro, if you ain’t an 11, then sorry, you can’t hang with us. We only want the cream of the crop, the top of the top, the elite of the elite.

Join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay that will blow your mind. Plus, we have secret anime-themed quests that only the true 11s can conquer.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. And remember, only the 11s with great taste can handle what we have to offer.

BlockyParentDuties

advice, BlockyParentDuties, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, family, family dynamics, love, Marriage, marriage counseling, mental health, parenting, parenting skills, relationships, setting boundaries, Support, Technology, Therapy, Understanding, video games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict time limits set on all devices to prevent any Roblox addiction from taking over! Join us for a wild adventure where we value mental health and therapy sessions are a must-have accessory for all players.

Our server is a safe space for families, where we make sure to prioritize the well-being of all members. We even provide cheap flip phones for any kids who may feel stranded or left out in the virtual world.

So come on and join us for a game of Minecraft, where we guarantee a drama-free environment and a supportive community. Who knew video games could lead to such deep conversations and personal growth? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together on our one-of-a-kind server!

RevengeCraft SMP – Pranked my friend with exploding chickens, chaos ensued!

Chaos, chickens, ensued, Exploding, Friend, getting back at someone, getting even, grudge, payback, PRANKED, RETALIATION, retaliation tactics, Revenge, revenge consequences, revenge plot, revenge stories, RevengeCraft, revengeful actions, revengeful behavior, revengeful consequences, revengeful deeds, revengeful outcomes, revengeful schemes, revengeful strategies, revengeful thoughts, smp, Vengeance

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! So, one time I was building my epic castle and this dude came and griefed it, like who does that?! So, I gathered all my friends on the server and we went full on revenge mode. We pranked him by filling his house with chickens and then we built a giant statue of a potato in front of his base. It was so hilarious, he was so mad! But then he tried to get back at us by building a giant toilet next to our castle, like what even is that?! Anyway, if you want to join in on the crazy fun and epic revenge plots, come join us on this server, it’s a total blast!

CraftyTwistMC

Astonishing, CraftyTwistMC, curveball, dramatic, dramatic events, jaw-dropping, life changing, life-altering, Mind Blowing, plot twist, plot twist in reality, Real Life, Rollercoaster, Shocking.., Surprising, turn of events, twist ending, Twist of fate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, Unpredictable

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	71	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	10

Are you ready for some plot twists that will make your head spin faster than a creeper exploding in your face? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown with unexpected twists and turns at every corner!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly villagers invite you to join their secret underground dance party. But wait, it turns out they’re actually zombie villagers in disguise and they challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Mob!

Or how about the time when you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and the only way to survive is by building a house made entirely out of cake?

With us, you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next. So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of plot twists that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

GreenlandGriefers

Arctic, Danes, denmark, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandGriefers, international relations, national security, opposition, political tension, poll, public opinion, sale, survey, territorial dispute, threat, united states, US

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mines Excavated:	3989
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Villages Defended:	17

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the danes and their crazy ideas? well u found the right place! come join us and build ur own virtual greenland where u can sell it to whoever u want cuz who needs danes anyway amirite? plus u can team up with other players to take down the danes and show them who’s boss. join now and let’s make greenland great again!

Enchanted Love Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, advice, attracting a girlfriend, DATING, dating tips, Enchanted, finding a girlfriend, finding love, Girlfriend, girlfriend characteristics, girlfriend material, girlfriend qualities, girlfriend search, girlfriend search advice, girlfriend search strategies, girlfriend search tips, long term relationship, love, Quest, relationship, relationship goals, romantic partner, Tips

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Divine Spears Created:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers exploding like fireworks on the 4th of July!

Our villagers are so dumb, they make you feel like a genius!

And don’t even get me started on the pigs wearing sunglasses, they’re cooler than a polar bear’s toenails!

Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some lava, but who’s counting?

BridalPartyDramaCraft

bachelorette party, bridal party, bridal party drama, BridalPartyDramaCraft, cousin conflict, family rift, friendship fallout, olive branch, reconciliation, wedding conflict, wedding controversy, wedding coordinator, wedding decision, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding fallout, Wedding guest, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding relationships, wedding stress

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	8611	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3640
Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of drama in your life like a bad soap opera? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only explosions are from creepers!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life bridal party drama and focus on building epic structures with your new virtual friends. No more worrying about who said what at Thanksgiving or who’s causing rifts in your group – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, our server has a strict “no burning olive branches” policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t be slapped on the face with drama from all sides. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – your virtual adventure awaits!

CraftyHabitz Minecraft SMP

Consistency, CraftyHabitz, daily routine, discipline, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, habit improvement, healthy habits, life improvement, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, physical health, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Farms Harvested:	348
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds, right? And then out of nowhere, this group of creepers started a dance party with me! It was so random but also so fun, like who knew creepers had such sick moves? And then I found out that the server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after dark, like what even is this place? It’s like a whole new world of craziness and I love it! Plus, the admins are like wizards or something because they can make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe, it’s insane! So yeah, if you want to have a blast and make some new friends (even if they’re zombies or skeletons), you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make in your Minecraft life, I swear! #CreeperDancePartyFTW #RainbowPickaxeMagic #MinecraftMadness 🌈💎🕺🏻🧟‍♂️🎉

BelieveInUnicraft!

ancient civilizations, Astral Projection, belief in aliens, BelieveInUnicraft, bigfoot sightings, Chakras, conspiracy theories, Cryptids, Energy healing, Extraterrestrial contact, government cover-ups, law of attraction, parallel universes, past life regression, psychic abilities, Reincarnation, Remote viewing, telekinesis, the Mandela Effect, the power of manifestation, time travel

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Votes:	305	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Dragons Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give out free hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in your virtual life! Build your dream castle on top of a giant floating turtle, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and discover hidden treasures in the depths of the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a heart of gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world!

CanalCraft: No Negotiations, Just Blocks

agreements, blocks, canal, CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Infrastructure, international relations, Négotiation, negotiations, panama, panama canal, Politics, president, rubio, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial rights, Trade, united states, Visit

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2691
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Animals Bred:	143
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

so like, imagine this, right? we got this super epic Minecraft server, like, it’s so lit you won’t believe it. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and cows that can do the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! our server is hosted on a giant floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. oh, and did I mention that the pigs can talk? yeah, they tell the funniest jokes, it’s hilarious.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, then how about this: we have a secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. it’s like Atlantis, but with more creepers.

So come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, don’t negotiate on the canal, just build a boat and sail away to epic adventures.

Players:	91/400	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	169473
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Holy Grails Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Villages Defended:	5