PainfulPixelsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Emeralds Found:	4586	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1993
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	New Chunks Explored:	572305
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

New Minecraft Servers

join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of virtual suicide! jump off cliffs, dive into lava, or get eaten by a pack of wild wolves! it’s all fun and games until you respawn and do it all over again!

we have a special feature where you can turn into a zombie after dying, because who wouldn’t want to join the undead army and terrorize the living players?

our server is also home to the legendary cursed diamond sword that has a mind of its own! it will either protect you with its magical powers or turn against you in the heat of battle. it’s like having a moody teenager as your weapon!

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where skeletons and creepers let loose and show off their sick dance moves. who knew monsters had such killer rhythm?

so come on down to our server and experience the chaos and madness that awaits you! just remember, suicide doesn’t stop the pain, you’re only moving it to a different dimension of insanity!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Votes:	6986
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Void Gems Collected:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Epic Quests Completed:	13

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crops Grown:	2664	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2559
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Crops Grown:	2909	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchantments Applied:	68	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	54
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Love Letters Sent:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
New Chunks Explored:	655496	Dragon Eggs Found:	1573
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	159	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	9778
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Crops Grown:	4527	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!