Are you tired of real life drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your painful memories behind, because on our server, griefing is not allowed but trolling is encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about creepers blowing it up. Our server is like therapy for your virtual self, where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to that embarrassing moment when you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class. On our server, the only embarrassing moments you’ll have are when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get pranked by your fellow players. Let the fun begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
Alien Abductions: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 6
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP

    NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove to the world that you have no life! We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, farms that produce enchanted golden apples on the hour, and even a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake, right?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the dragon and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to join in on the fun and ride a dragon too? Then this is the place for you!

    So come on over and show the world just how little of a life you have by joining our crazy, over-the-top Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunlight and fresh air when you can have virtual riches and dragon rides instead?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3055 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Love Letters Sent: 14

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MinecraftMysteryMadness

    MinecraftMysteryMadness
    Have you ever been playing Minecraft and suddenly a herd of pink sheep descended from the sky and started dancing the Macarena? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our wacky Minecraft server yet!

    Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Will you dare to join them?

    So if you’re ready to experience the most unexplainable and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Clock Control Craft

    Clock Control Craft
    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

    and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

    so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Goblin King: Krenko
    Server Theme: Goblin chaos and worship of the god of chaos
    Server Rules:
    • Kill anything that says goblins are weak
    • Revenge fallen friends
    • Follow the wishes of the god of chaos
    • Respect if respected

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What is the server theme? The server is themed around goblins, chaos, and the worship of the god of chaos.
    What are the server rules?
    • Kill anything that says goblins are weak
    • Revenge fallen friends
    • Follow the wishes of the god of chaos
    • Respect if respected
    How can I join the server? Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • PvP Masters Minecraft Server

    PvP Masters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing boring old singleplayer Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of battling it out with other players in epic PvP matches? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Join our server and experience the chaos of PvP like never before. We have custom arenas, insane weapons, and even a secret underground lair where you can challenge the server owner to a duel for ultimate bragging rights.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them in battle. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest PvP adventures of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation

    Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation
    Are you tired of being stuck in your boring dorm room with nothing to do? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground rave parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Farms Harvested: 865 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PreggoPals Minecraft Server

    PreggoPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of babysitting your niece, nephew, and daughter while your brother and SIL kick back and relax! Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about little ones running wild and breaking things.

    With our server, you’ll never have to deal with irresponsible parents again! Say goodbye to constantly watching over three kids while your family members enjoy themselves – on our server, everyone is responsible for their own gameplay.

    And don’t worry about your SIL’s plans for a fourth child – on our server, parenting is a breeze and you can have as many virtual kids as you want without the stress. Plus, our virtual babysitting services are always available, so you can enjoy a date night without burdening your parents.

    Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be watching out for is creepers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • RelativesRageCraft

    RelativesRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family gatherings gone wrong? Look no further than our server! We promise no loud birthday parties, no demands for cake money, and definitely no messy furniture mishaps. Join us for a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic-free environment anywhere else. So come on over and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into our virtual world, in which case, we can’t promise any apologies or cake money.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BlockChain Bankruptcy: TeslaTrader306

    BlockChain Bankruptcy: TeslaTrader306
    so u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u forget about ur financial troubles? well do i have the server for u! our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this tesla day trader who lost his entire $306M fortune! but don’t worry, we won’t give u misleading financial advice like that canadian bank did. instead, we will give u the best advice on how to build the sickest minecraft creations and dominate the virtual world! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Microbiome Magic: Malaria Recovery Fun

    Microbiome Magic: Malaria Recovery Fun
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where your gut microbiome is the key to success. That’s right, we have a three-month trial where you can take a special food supplement that will make you grow faster than a beanstalk!

    Forget about those other servers with their basic food options. On our server, you’ll be chowing down on microbiome-directed goodies that will have you feeling like a Minecraft giant in no time. And get this – we’ve got Bangladeshi children who have recovered from severe acute malaria but still suffer from moderate acute malaria testing out these supplements. And guess what? They’re growing like crazy!

    So why wait? Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a powerhouse of growth and strength. Who needs a more calorically dense supplement when you’ve got microbiome-based therapies on your side? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 6504
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

    But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

    Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

    List of unique mechanics:

    ✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

    ? Enchanting totems with attributes.

    ? Unique TNT.

    ? Custom enchantments.

    ? Private blocks.

    ? Many different events.

    ? Buyer.

    ? Auction.

    ? Battle Pass.

    ? Master keys with resources.

    ? Auto-Mine

    In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

    IP: mc.deadtime.site

    Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

    Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Robo Brain Minecraft Server

    Robo Brain Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have battle robots with brains in their heads, necks, AND chests! That’s right, you never know where the brain of a robot will be located, adding a whole new level of challenge to every battle.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against robots with brains in unexpected places. Will you aim for the head for a quick victory, or take the riskier route and go for the chest for a chance at a bigger reward? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else! So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outsmart our brainy battle robots.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

    ””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Dimension Hops: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 29

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • LilCreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    LilCreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

    Imagine this: You log on to our server and discover that your Minecraft girlfriend from 1991 had a secret child who may or may not be yours. The drama unfolds as you try to navigate the complicated relationships and decide whether or not to reveal the truth to the unsuspecting college-bound son.

    But wait, there’s more! Your own family gets involved, accusing you of being selfish and demanding that you be in the child’s life at all costs. Will you stand your ground or give in to the pressure?

    Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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