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CraftyMemory

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Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4060	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Crops Grown:	4613
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyCrimeOilStrike

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so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Items Found:	8806

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.

we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.

but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.

so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server

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Twenture – Modern minecraft server!

IP: TWC.SU

Server version: from 1.20 to 1.21

Our Minecraft Server has:

SurvivalAnarchySkyblockOne BlockMini GamesBedwarsPVPPVEPVE

The Survival server is suitable for lovers of a vanilla atmosphere, with private parties and a focus on the development of PVE and RPG. Anarchy for fans of Hardcore with a focus on PVP, Vulture and without privates.

Server advantages:

Available for PC Nice community Participate in PVP battles Upgrade RPG abilities Open cool cases Collect a collection of pets Collect a collection of minions Get a free donation Big online And much more!

Our website: https://twenture.ru

Discord: https://discord.gg/tNHyfQKmVn

Server without mods and pirated. Play for free!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2935
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Towns Built:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit on you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground city filled with dancing creepers and disco-loving skeletons. It’s the perfect place to party and show off your best dance moves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. We hold weekly llama races where you can ride on the backs of our speedy llamas and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the cactus obstacle course!

5. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those ninja llamas…they can be a bit feisty.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4053
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Farms Harvested:	735
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our wacky and wild SMP where schizos and shitposters run the show! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and mind-bending builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces the chaos and thrives on the absurd. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a schizo or a shitposter! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard

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Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your in-laws trying to control your life choices.

Forget about flying 9 hours to give birth in your home country just to please your MIL – on our server, you can give birth to pixelated babies in the comfort of your own virtual world! No need to worry about passport issues or unpaid leave, because in Minecraft, anything is possible.

Join us and escape the pressure of society’s expectations. Build a virtual family with your blocky babies and explore new worlds together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s mine away the stress and have some fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	79	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SisterSueCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest family drama you’ll ever see! Join now to experience the thrill of lending virtual loans to your in-game siblings and never getting paid back!

Our server is filled with intense negotiations, shady deals, and unexpected twists just like the story of this player’s sister who conveniently forgot to repay the principal loan amount. Will you be the one to take legal action against your in-game family members?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft where you can wire virtual money to your sibling’s bank account and watch as they come up with outrageous excuses for not paying you back on time.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the drama-filled world of Minecraft loans and family disputes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate loan shark in our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only food that can be cooked is the elusive and mysterious “Rainbow Bacon”! Legend has it that this magical bacon can only be cooked by the chosen ones who join our server.

But be warned, the process of cooking Rainbow Bacon is no easy feat. You must first defeat the Bacon King in a fierce battle, then gather rare ingredients from the enchanted forest, and finally cook it over a volcano while doing a dance of victory.

Only the bravest and most skilled players can master the art of cooking Rainbow Bacon. So if you think you have what it takes to join our wacky and bacon-filled world, come on in and prove yourself! Just remember, only the chosen ones can cook the Rainbow Bacon, so don’t even try if you’re not up to the challenge.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CreeperCravings

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Remember that one dish from your childhood that made you feel like you could take on the world? Well, imagine that dish in Minecraft form on our server! Join us and indulge in the nostalgia of your favorite childhood meals while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying? Plus, rumor has it that eating virtual food on our server gives you special powers like super speed and the ability to fly. So come satisfy your cravings and become a culinary master in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Youth Smoke-Free Zone

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Towns Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

No-Modding Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	111
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Items Found:	8642
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NeighborTrapCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Farms Harvested:	323
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3