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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 568 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 3660 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.