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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 7497 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9731 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 492684 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Votes: | 1649 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.