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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 9763 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 1927 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it won a nobel prize? well, this server is the one for u! we got potions that give u super powers but also make u fart rainbow sparkles. it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know?
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.
