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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 7584 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it won a nobel prize? well, this server is the one for u! we got potions that give u super powers but also make u fart rainbow sparkles. it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know?
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.
