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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5277 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 4613 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible players, having your house randomly explode (thanks to our resident TNT enthusiast), or being chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords (yes, you read that right).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Pain Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like “who can survive the longest without eating a single carrot” or “who can build the ugliest statue of a potato”.
So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry and experience pain like never before, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of bandages, you’re gonna need them.