PainCraft: Ouch! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Orbs of Power Found:	8

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Potions Brewed:	65	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6595
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9631	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	375922	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8609	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Emeralds Found:	2064
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	865	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Towns Built:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Players:	104/700	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29