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Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	253	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5332
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Farms Harvested:	377
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1711
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	806
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Towns Built:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mines Excavated:	4226
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Dimension Hops:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ores Mined:	731
Enchantments Applied:	169	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5545
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Farms Harvested:	926	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	18

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Votes:	7916	Mines Excavated:	2477
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

Players:	90/100	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Votes:	809
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54