So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the pain in this server is like, SO different for men and women. Like, when a dude gets hit, he turns into a rainbow unicorn with laser eyes and shoots glitter everywhere. But when a chick gets hit, she turns into a giant marshmallow and bounces around like a fluffy ball of doom. It’s like, totally wild, man. You gotta join this server for the craziest pain experience ever. Plus, there’s like, a secret treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted tacos at the end of a rainbow bridge. It’s like, the ultimate quest, bro. So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Towns Built: 6
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 461

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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