So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the pain in this server is like, SO different for men and women. Like, when a dude gets hit, he turns into a rainbow unicorn with laser eyes and shoots glitter everywhere. But when a chick gets hit, she turns into a giant marshmallow and bounces around like a fluffy ball of doom. It’s like, totally wild, man. You gotta join this server for the craziest pain experience ever. Plus, there’s like, a secret treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted tacos at the end of a rainbow bridge. It’s like, the ultimate quest, bro. So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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