So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the pain in this server is like, SO different for men and women. Like, when a dude gets hit, he turns into a rainbow unicorn with laser eyes and shoots glitter everywhere. But when a chick gets hit, she turns into a giant marshmallow and bounces around like a fluffy ball of doom. It’s like, totally wild, man. You gotta join this server for the craziest pain experience ever. Plus, there’s like, a secret treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted tacos at the end of a rainbow bridge. It’s like, the ultimate quest, bro. So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Dragons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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