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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 7343 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 114 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
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