hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Towns Built: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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