hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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