hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Ores Mined: 7236
Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Potions Brewed: 149

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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