hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Chimeras Created: 4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Mythical Swords Crafted: 86 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Emeralds Found: 7592

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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