Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 421 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.
