PagerPocalypse | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Crops Grown:	1038	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	244
Mines Excavated:	3671	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8011
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Blood Moons Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Dragon Eggs Found:	1835
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Animals Bred:	165
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8858
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Void Armor Forged:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	121	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4455
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Void Gems Collected:	33	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Potions Brewed:	85	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3650
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	5383
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	512	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Potions Brewed:	46
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Players:	100/400	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Emeralds Found:	7005	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5