Yo, listen up! this server is like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of epic proportions! we got coordinated pager blasts that have been in the making for 15 whole years, can you believe it?! it’s like a symphony of chaos and madness, but in a good way, ya know?

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of being chased by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep, or maybe you wanna build a house out of flying pigs, the possibilities are endless, dude!

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s lit, fam!

So come on down and join us on this wild, wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry Endermen, but who’s counting?) Let’s get this party started, woo! 🎉🐑🐷🕺🧟‍♂️

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Gods Slained: 0
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Astral Projections Made: 2
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Villages Defended: 16
Holy Grails Found: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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