PagerBombPvP | #1 MC Server List

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is so lit that even Hezbollah fighters are losing their minds (and limbs) over it! Like, imagine playing on a server so epic that even terrorists can’t resist joining.

We’ve got pager bombs that will blow your mind (literally) and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate PvP battles against Hezbollah fighters who are out for revenge (and maybe a little bit of loot).

So come on, don’t be a chicken like those Hezbollah fighters – join our server and show them who’s boss. Just watch out for those pager bombs, they’re no joke!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	106/400
Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

””One Language To Rule Them All” Minecraft SMP”

#Automotive, AI/ML, c#, C++ libraries, Community, critical systems, Defense, device drivers, distributed systems, ecosystem, embedded systems, Fast, finance, Gaming, Language, Minecraft, open source libraries, Performance, programming language, rule, Science, smp, standard library, web development, web frontends

Are you tired of slow, clunky code that can’t keep up with the speed of your thoughts? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We are like the C++ of Minecraft servers – insanely fast and with an unparalleled feature set. Our server effortlessly traverses the entire Minecraft stack, from building epic structures to battling mobs with lightning speed.

Join us and experience the thrill of writing device drivers for your redstone contraptions, crafting web frontends for your virtual empire, and integrating with half a century’s worth of C libraries (because why not?). Our community is as lively and booming as the modern C++ ecosystem, with players from diverse domains like finance, gaming, and AI/ML coming together to create a virtual utopia.

In 2024, our Minecraft SMP is all the modern player needs in their toolbelt. When compared to other servers, no other server even comes close. So why waste your time on anything else? Join us and LMFAO at not playing on our Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players: 105/1000

Uptime: 100%

Rating: 4.9 / 5

Unicorn Sightings: 0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
Legendary Items Repaired: 7
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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Look At Him Go Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the legendary Chicken King and the evil Sheep Sorcerer as they fight for control of the server! Will you join forces with the Chicken King and his army of feathered warriors, or will you align yourself with the Sheep Sorcerer and his woolly minions? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava and a hot tub filled with magma cubes. Just be sure to bring some fire resistance potions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t be able to look away – “look at him go” indeed!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	105/100
Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Mythical Legends Minecraft Server

#MYTH4EVER, ancient stories, epic tales, FANTASY, folklore, legendary stories, Legends, magical beings, Minecraft, Myth, mythic adventures, mythic tales, Mythical, mythical creatures, mythical heroes, Mythical Realms, mythical worlds, mythological creatures, mythological gods, Mythology, myths and legends, Server, storytelling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because #MYTH4EVER is here to shake things up in the world of blocky adventures!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We have epic quests that will have you battling dragons, riding unicorns, and even befriending a group of mischievous Endermen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic fowl, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join #MYTH4EVER today and embark on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans await you in our pixelated paradise?

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	105/300
Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that caters to all your fapping needs? Look no further than our server, where we have AI perfection at its finest! Our community is filled with prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, and NovelAI artists – basically, if you love AIslop, you’ll fit right in!

Join us for the DRINK Edition of our server, where we take fapping to a whole new level. Our previous thread was so wild, we had to start a new one! And if you think this is crazy, just wait until you see our related threads like /aco/sdg, /b/degen, /c/kdg, /d/ddg, /e/edg, /g/sdg, /g/ldg, /trash/sdg, /u/udg, and /vt/vtai.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces AI fapping in all its glory? Plus, we have Catbox galleries and uploads for all your fapping needs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players: 107/900

Uptime: 96%

Rating: 4.9 / 5

Ether Blades Crafted: 15
Undead Armies Raised: 2
Falling into the Void: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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Atropic Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, Adventure, Atropic, BLOCK, Community, Creative, Epic, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, legend, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Story, Survival

? In the world of Atropic, every block is a story, every adventure is a legend. Join us and become part of our never-ending epic!

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Updated November 17, 2024

Players: 98/1000

Uptime: 95%

Rating: 4.0 / 5

Endless Night Skies: 2
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Rune Stones Activated: 12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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Bad Game, Good Server – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a mix of Minecraft and Devil May Cry on steroids!

Join us and experience epic battles with mobs that are straight out of a hack and slash game. Our high-level players will show you the ropes and have you feeling like a gaming god in no time.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive the intense challenges that await. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our world, come join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	96/400
Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Lo u T hesz Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old players and same old builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can play alongside legendary wrestlers like Lou Thesz, The Rock, and even The Undertaker!

Imagine building your very own wrestling ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin as your neighbor, or going on epic mining adventures with Rey Mysterio and John Cena. And don’t even get us started on the PvP battles – can you take down Brock Lesnar in a fight to the death?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the wrestling madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Let’s get ready to mine!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players: 92/500

Uptime: 98%

Rating: 4.4 / 5

Rainbows Spotted: 8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

4 years ago, 4plebs, Archive, blocks, Comment, Crafty, digital preservation, discussion, forum, historical record, internet culture, internet history, long tail tag, memory lane, Minecraft, old post, online conversation, past events, POL, Server, Thread, time capsule, Timestamp, web archive

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate milk!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city populated by friendly aliens who will trade you diamonds for space cookies! And every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and trees grow upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players: 97/800

Uptime: 97%

Rating: 4.9 / 5

Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Ores Mined: 3070
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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Holy Shit He Really The One Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary player known only as “The One” who can build a dirt house faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Rumor has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for his loyal subjects. Want to join his feathered army and conquer the land? Just hop on our server and start recruiting your own army of poultry warriors.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and adventures await you in this wacky world.

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	108/200
Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlockyCraft – modern Minecraft server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure madness!

Join us for the Sam Dhide edition, where we discuss everything from spaghetti code to the future of OSRS while building epic structures in Minecraft. Who knew coding could be so entertaining?

Ever heard of The Curse of Arrav? Well, on our server, we’ve turned it into a hilarious mini-game where you have to escape the clutches of an evil spaghetti monster. And to celebrate our mobile anniversary, we’ve added a special update that lets you play Minecraft on your phone while fighting off hordes of angry meatballs.

Not sure what to do when you first join? Don’t worry, we’ve got quests and diaries to keep you entertained for hours. And if you ever need help, just hop on our chat channel, appropriately named “fart cc,” for some questionable advice.

But wait, there’s more! Join our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition where you can show off your Minecraft skills and compete for the coveted title of Skilling Champion. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might just find yourself face to face with a giant spaghetti monster ready to challenge you to a building contest.

Updated November 17, 2024

Players: 110/500

Uptime: 99%

Rating: 4.8 / 5

Enchantments Applied: 285
Enchanted Armories Found: 7
Undead Armies Raised: 1
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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HopOn /SMCI/ Minecraft SMP MondayBros

Analysis, bros, Decision making, finance, financial news, HopOn, hopping on, Investment, market behavior, market prediction, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, MONDAY, MondayBros, SMCI, smp, speculation, stock market, stock movement, stock price, Stock Trading, strategy, Trading

Are you ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft SMP ever? Join us on /SMCI/ where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that on /SMCI/, diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly. Our players have built entire castles out of nothing but dirt and determination. The mobs are so friendly, they’ll even help you build a house if you ask nicely. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hidden in every corner of the map.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us on /SMCI/ for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power! See you on Monday, bros!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	103/100
Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Buddies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel like a burden to anyone, not even to the creepers! Join us and leave all thoughts of self-harm behind, because here, the only thing you’ll be killing are zombies and skeletons.

We have a dedicated team of players ready to lift your spirits and show you that life is worth living, even in the darkest of caves. And if anyone tries to convince you otherwise, just remember that they’re probably just a catfish trying to steal your diamonds.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build a world where everyone is valued and no one has to face their struggles alone. Join us today and let’s craft a brighter future together!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players: 90/1000

Uptime: 96%

Rating: 4.6 / 5

Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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The Movie Bob Is My Favorite Critic Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the movie bob is our favorite critic! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect you from any creepers that come your way. – We have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. – The only way to get diamonds on our server is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. – Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained llamas who will help you with any issues you may encounter. They may spit at you, but it’s all in good fun. – Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	103/700
Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Momo’s Minecraft Server – Refreshing & Fun

Anime, character chemistry, charisma, Dandadan, Dynamic duo, endearing, Female lead, Female Protagonist, Fun, goofy, headstrong, highschool student, japanese animation, Manga, Mature, Minecraft, Momo Ayase, momos, multiple outfits, Okarun, Refreshing, relatable, Server, Shounen, strong female character, Stubborn

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is like a shounen anime come to life! Join us and experience the epic adventures of Momo, the fearless warrior with multiple outfits and a heart of gold. Watch as she teams up with Okarun to take on the biggest bosses and conquer the toughest challenges. With her relatable high school antics and mature apologies, Momo will steal your heart and keep you coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic shounen adventure in Minecraft history!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	110/500
Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	105/1000
Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Players:	110/800
Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Players:	107/900
Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	2
Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Players:	98/1000
Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12

Players:	92/500
Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Players:	97/800
Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	3070
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Players:	90/1000
Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1