Page10Prisoner’sMinecraftMadness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1841
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dimension Hops:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being stuck on page 10 of your Minecraft adventures, never knowing what really happened? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dance party with all the mobs getting down to some sick beats. And guess what? You could be the next player to uncover this hidden gem!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find a unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly dragons who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring old page 10 forever!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mines Excavated:	2483	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Star Shards Collected:	278
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ores Mined:	8700	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Towns Built:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	4370	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3235	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	174
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Villages Defended:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9545
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Emeralds Found:	9864	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!