Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for ur brain! Imagine if ur fam has been in jail, u gonna have like 16 times more mental health issues on dis server, it’s like a twisted maze of madness and mayhem! With over 38,000 players already losing their minds, u don’t wanna miss out on all the wackiness and chaos. So come join us and let’s see just how crazy things can get in this virtual world!
RebelNetwork
About RebelNetwork: Your Minecraft Adventure Awaits!
Welcome to the RebelNetwork, where pixels and pickaxes collide!
What We Offer:
Epic Loot: Explore our virtual aisles stocked with enchanted swords, rare armor, and magical elixirs. From diamond gear to elytra wings, we’ve got the loot that’ll make your heart skip a beat.
Cosmetics Galore: Style matters, even in pixelated realms. Dress up your character with funky hats, particle effects, and custom skins. Because who says a creeper can’t wear shades?rebelnetwork.minehut.gg
Simcraft
A fresh server looking for new players!
We are a Towny economy based server with a small community of friendly players. Arenas, dungeons, PvP and more! The server is in its infancy, so please bare with us while we develop!
play.simcraft.ca
Adults Only Vanilla Minecraft Fun Zone 1.21
Minecraft Server Overview
Feature Description Border Expansion Expanded border to 5K x 5K, with plans for further expansion to 10K x 10K. Community Events Participate in various events such as weekly lotteries, Buildathons, and end fights. Semi-Vanilla SMP Experience pure Minecraft gameplay with essential plugins for server performance. No Donations Needed Server sustains itself without player donations, allowing for a pressure-free gaming experience. Whitelisted Security Safe environment for mature players (18+) with a focus on camaraderie and trust. Dynmap Navigation Effortlessly navigate with detailed markers using signs on the Dynmap to uncover hidden treasures. FAQs
Question Answer Is the server open to all players? No, the server is whitelisted and only accessible to mature players aged 18 and above. Are donations required to play on the server? No, donations are not needed to play on the server as it sustains itself without financial contributions from players. How can I join the server? Visit our Discord server (linked above) to explore plugins, connect with the community, and apply for access to start your adventure. What kind of events can players participate in? Players can join weekly lotteries, engage in Buildathons, and gear up for thrilling end fights to showcase their creativity and skills. SisKidsBreakThingsMCServer
Are you tired of being called selfish for not wanting to watch someone else’s spawn in Minecraft? Look no further, join our server where we celebrate independence and self-care! We have a strict no babysitting policy, so you can game in peace without any entitled parents trying to guilt trip you. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can unleash a horde of mischievous kids on your enemies’ bases. So come join us and let your inner rebel shine!DadCraftGriefGoneWild
Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a blizzard hits and your flight gets canceled. But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible! You can still join in on the fun and build your way to victory.
And if you’re in need of some extra cash, don’t worry – we’ve got fundraisers galore! Raise money for your in-game expenses and maybe even help out a younger sibling in need. Just be careful not to accuse anyone of stealing, or you might find yourself in a heated argument over virtual currency.
So come on down to our server and let loose with a community that’s as crazy as you are. Who needs family drama when you’ve got Minecraft? Join us today and let the fun begin!
WanderlustGoneWrong Minecraft SMP
Oh, honey, let me tell you about our Minecraft SMP! It’s like traveling to a new country every time you log on. Except instead of sandy beaches and exotic food, you get to explore vast landscapes filled with creepers and zombies. Who needs a plane ticket when you can just teleport to a whole new world?Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can build your own empire, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find a secret treasure hidden deep underground. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server. Are you brave enough to join the fight?
So forget about posting pictures of your boring vacations, come join our Minecraft SMP and show off your epic builds and crazy adventures. Who needs a passport when you can have a diamond sword?
GiantCreepersRUs
Imagine a world where everything is ten times bigger than usual – the trees, the animals, even the creepers! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is hilariously oversized for your entertainment.Join us for epic battles against giant spiders that are so big, they could wrap you up in their webs and use you as a toothpick. Or how about taking on a massive zombie that’s so tall, it can reach the clouds and rain down brains on unsuspecting players?
But the real fun begins when you come face to face with a colossal Ender Dragon that’s so huge, it could swallow you whole in one gulp. Don’t worry though, we’ve equipped our players with jetpacks and laser guns to take down these monstrous foes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s larger than life, come join us for a wild ride of absurdity and chaos. Just be sure to watch your step – you never know when a giant chicken might come stomping through the landscape!
EUexitCraft: Orbán’s Adventure
So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the players are all diplomats from different countries, right? And, like, one day, the Polish Foreign Ministry is just like, “Hey Hungary, why don’t you just leave the EU and NATO because we don’t like what Orbán is saying?” And Hungary is all like, “Nah, bro, we’re good.” But then Poland is like, “Fine, we’ll just make our own Minecraft server with blackjack and diplomats!” And that’s how this crazy server was born, where you can negotiate treaties, start wars, and build embassies out of diamond blocks. Join now for the most diplomatic drama you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!SynonymCraft
come join our minecraft server where pigs fly and cows ride horses like a rodeo show gone wild. we have diamond blocks that talk and tell jokes, and creepers that dance the macarena when you defeat them. our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, ready to help you on your quest to find the legendary golden carrot of doom. biweekly and bimonthly are synonyms 1/4th of the time, so you never know when the next crazy event will happen. join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).