lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier ideas than smotrich suggesting starving gazans is a good idea. we believe in feeding our players with endless fun and excitement, not starvation. our server is so lit, even the US is appalled by how awesome it is. come build, mine, and survive with us as we create a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers. so join now and let’s show the world how minecraft should really be played!
KremlinCraft: Kursk Attack LOL
lol join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner russian disinfo agent and demand explanations from kyiv about attacks in kursk region. build ur own propaganda machine and spread fake news like a pro. team up with other players to create chaos and confusion in the virtual world. come join us for a wild ride of misinformation and mayhem!
MicrobeCraft: Microwave Mayhem
come join our epic minecraft server where the microbes in our microwaves are actually super cool creatures ready to party with u!!! imagine cooking ur food and then BAM a tiny microbial party starts in ur microwave!!! u can be friends with them and go on epic adventures together in our server!!! who knew microwaves could be so lit??? join now for the most unique gaming experience ever!!! 🎉🔥🚀Realm of Rhaya
Welcome to the Realm of Rhaya! Our server is based in the geopolitics of a victorian fantasy era!
Rhaya has a completely custom 10k by 10k map with a multitude of different biomes and continents to lay your claim!
We have many plugins to assist in creating an intriguing geopolitical experience, such as Towny, Dynmap, AuraSkills and many more! We’ve developed custom fast travel throughout the world with the advent of train technology and port systems along the coast!
Create & build up your nation! Publish your story through lore in the wiki! Create conflict through wars to shape the world’s history and make a name for yourself within the Realm of Rhaya!
IP Java 1.21: play.realmofrhaya.com
Website:https://realmofrhaya.com/
Discord: https://discord.gg/8eFTepfNuY
Wiki: https://rhayarealm.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Pageplay.realmofrhaya.com
BlockPartyCraft Minecraft Server
hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Ismail Haniyeh himself would wanna play on it! yea dat’s right, da leader of Hamas would be all up in dis server, buildin’ epic structures and slayin’ creepers like a boss.we got crazy events happenin’ all da time, like one time a player built a giant chicken statue dat came to life and started terrorizin’ da whole server! but don’t worry, we took care of it with our secret weapon… a herd of angry llamas armed with diamond swords!
so if u wanna join in on da fun, come on over to our server and prepare for da most epic adventure of your life! who knows, maybe Ismail Haniyeh will even challenge u to a build battle or somethin’!
GazaCraft: Statue Taggers United
Come join our epic Minecraft server where the statues in Amsterdam are being tagged with free Gaza graffiti! Why? Because our server is so lit, even the in-game statues are getting political! Join us for a wild ride as we explore virtual worlds and fight for social justice, one block at a time. Plus, rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock a secret quest to find the hidden treasure of the lost llama tribe. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!TipsyCraft: Stressful Sips & Gender Giggles
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON HERE, LIKE GIANT PINK LLAMAS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE DANCING CREEPERS THAT DROP DIAMONDS WHEN YOU KILL THEM!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A UNICORN? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A MAGICAL FOREST FILLED WITH TALKING TREES THAT GIVE YOU QUESTS TO FIND THE LOST GOLDEN PICKAXE OF LEGEND!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
Momma’s Logic Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and join a community of craziness!Are your parents trying to make you move back home and take care of them? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual home and never have to deal with real-life responsibilities again!
Join us and unleash your creativity, just like the time when you used your mom’s own logic against her and made her cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?
Escape the judgmental eyes of your siblings and embrace the freedom of building whatever you want, whenever you want. No more getting chewed out for standing up for yourself – on our server, you’re the boss!
So come on over and join us for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual bridges and leave the real-life drama behind!
CussCraft: Mom Apology Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the cold like a bunch of dudes who just love being chilly!Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time when Alex broke his leg and had to be bathed by his dad because he’s too afraid to wash on one foot. But watch out, because if you try to help him in the bath without knocking, you might just get cussed out like his mom did!
We don’t mess around here, we stand up for our rights to privacy even if it means no Xbox for a week. So come join us on this wild ride of Minecraft madness, where even the most unexpected situations can lead to some hilarious moments. Who needs modesty when you’ve got a server full of cold-loving dudes ready to take on anything?
RegretCraft2023
Join our Minecraft server and be ahead of the curve by participating in the trendiest trend of all time – building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses! Trust us, in a few years, everyone will be kicking themselves for not joining our server sooner and being part of the llama revolution. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the world with their fabulous fashion sense. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of history in the making!