so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got turkey blocks, nato, israel, and, like, a whole lotta drama goin’ on. you wanna join cuz, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of this crazy mess, amirite? come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got, like, unlimited turkey blocks for building cool stuff. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get this party started, yo!
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ChastityCraft: Medieval Headhunters
Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to chill in a Minecraft server where medieval times meet modern craziness? Well, on this server, we got girls in chastity belts who are legendary for giving great head… of course, we mean advice and wisdom, what were you thinking? Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and the occasional dragon attack. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the chastity belt girls!
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CraftyMisinfoFun
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a stick of gum. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the skeletons drop sick beats and the zombies breakdance like it’s Thriller.
So come on down to our server and join the fun! Just watch out for the creepers, they’re known for their killer dance moves. Peace out, homies!
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AquaTime Minecraft Server
AquaTime Griefing Dream Server Donate to everyone /FREE
78.46.79.211:10007
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SareeFreeZone Minecraft Server
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! So, imagine this: you’re all set for your big wedding in the game, you’ve got your diamond armor ready, your enchanted sword polished, and you’re all geared up to take on the Ender Dragon. But wait, there’s a twist – your in-laws have gifted you a special diamond chestplate for the big day, and now you’re torn between wearing that or sticking to your trusty old armor.Just like this player’s dilemma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and of course, epic battles against creepers and zombies. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between two equally awesome diamond swords – the struggle is real, my friends.
So, come on over and join us for a wedding reception like no other. Who needs a fancy saree when you can dress up in pixelated armor and slay dragons with your new in-laws? Trust us, it’s going to be a blast – just make sure to RSVP before the Ender Dragon crashes the party!
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CraftyCulinaryCouples
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama getting in your way.Our server is the perfect place for players who want to escape traditional family roles and expectations. No more being forced into the kitchen by jealous family members – on our server, everyone is equal and free to do whatever they please.
Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the pressure of family obligations. Who needs a family when you have a whole virtual world to explore? So come on, join our server and leave the drama behind!
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DeoCraft: The Best Men’s Stick
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that smell worse than a creeper’s breath? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your stinky problems! Our server is like the best men’s deodorant – strong, reliable, and guaranteed to keep you fresh all day long (in Minecraft terms, that is). Join us and experience the sweet smell of success as you conquer epic quests, build amazing structures, and make friends with fellow players who definitely don’t smell like zombies. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stinky gameplay forever!
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Axel’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
hey u, yes u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well guess what, we have a player named Axel Rudakubana who is accused of murder in Southport! but don’t worry, he’s just as deadly in the game as he is in real life! join now for a chance to team up with a real life criminal and dominate the virtual world! who needs boring old servers when u can have this level of excitement?! come join us now, if u dare!
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Blocky Bank Cuts Rates ’20
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM DA SKY LIKE RAIN AND PIGS FLYING AROUND ON JETPACKS. U CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF GOLD BLOCKS AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS. ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL MAGIC POTIONS THAT MAKE U INVINCIBLE. PLUS, EVERY HOUR WE DROP A TON OF TNT ON A RANDOM PLAYER FOR FUN. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE!
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HorseSwimCraft
yOu gOtTa jOin tHiS aWeSoMe MiNeCrAfT sErVeR cUz LiKe hOrSeS aRe BeTtEr SwImMeRs ThAn SeAhOrSeS! yOu CaN rIdE tHeM iN tHe OcEaN aNd Do FlIpS aNd StUfF. aNd DoN’t EvEn GeT mE sTaRtEd On ThE dOlPhInS, tHeY cAn Do BaCkFlIpS aNd SpInS aNd StUfF. aNd ThErE’s A sEcReT uNdErWaTeR cItY wItH mErMaIdS aNd TrEaSuRe ChEsTs FiLlEd WiTh DiAmOnDs AnD gOlD. sO cOmE jOiN tHiS cRaZy SeRvEr AnD eXpLoRe AlL tHe WiLd AnD wAcKy ThInGs It HaS tO oFfEr!