join our epic minecraft server where we make the 2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act look like child’s play! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those pesky federal debts and income disparities. come build with us and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than the economy after those tax cuts. who needs economic growth and median wages when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!
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WARRIMINE Minecraft server
We opened not long ago, we have griefer, anarchy, free donations, and quests.
65.108.21.199:25845
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EmperixSMP: Where the semi-vanilla is so smooth, even the cows can’t resist joining our Discord!
EmperixSMP Minecraft Server Overview
What to Expect Vanilla+ Experience Enjoy the best of both worlds with our Vanilla+ SMP. Whether you crave pure vanilla gameplay or prefer enhanced features, Emperix has something for everyone. Long-Term World Say goodbye to frequent resets! Our server is designed to preserve your progress over an extended period, allowing you to build and achieve without interruptions. Active Community Join our lively Discord server where you can connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions. How to Join: Ready to embark on your adventure? Join our Discord community here and start your journey on EmperixSMP today!
Have questions or want to learn more? Feel free to drop by our Discord, where our friendly staff are ready to assist you!
Whether you’re into monumental builds or forging friendships, EmperixSMP promises a welcoming space for all Minecraft fans. See you in-game!
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How can I join EmperixSMP? To join EmperixSMP, simply join our Discord community here and start your adventure! Is EmperixSMP a Vanilla server? EmperixSMP offers a Vanilla+ experience, combining the best of vanilla gameplay with enhanced features for all players to enjoy. Is the server world reset frequently? No, EmperixSMP is designed to maintain a long-term world, allowing players to preserve their progress and achievements over an extended period. How can I connect with other players on the server? Join our Discord server to connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.
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NoPeeZone Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it comes to bathrooms! Join us for a wild adventure where you can have your very own en suite bathroom just like the OP in this story. No need to worry about sharing with siblings or dealing with foul smells, because on our server, each player gets their own private bathroom oasis.Experience the luxury of having a bathroom all to yourself, without any clogs, splatters, or strange diets causing chaos. And if you ever need to relieve yourself in peace, rest assured that no one will be hogging the bathroom for hours on end while perfecting their makeup look.
So come on over and join our server for a bathroom experience like no other. Who knew that Minecraft could offer such a luxurious and hilarious escape from bathroom drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
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NoKidsAllowedCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and personal space! Just like this guy who refused to let his sister’s kids stay with him, we value our alone time and don’t want any unexpected guests crashing our virtual home.Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about childproofing your Minecraft house or dealing with unexpected visitors. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of family obligations and enjoy some peace and quiet while you build your dream world.
Plus, if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting them stay in your virtual home, you can just block them and never have to deal with their drama again. Who needs family when you have a whole Minecraft server to explore?
So come join us and build your own private paradise without any unwanted guests or family drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister’s kids for a week!
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OverpricedButWorthIt – Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP where everything is made out of diamond blocks! That’s right, even the dirt is diamond! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is located in the mythical land of Blingtopia, where diamonds grow on trees and pigs fly (literally, they have wings).But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs that hatch into mini diamond golems.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit of armor made entirely out of emerald blocks? Trust us, it may seem overpriced, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and outrageous riches that await you in Blingtopia!
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RetroCraft: Because Diamonds are Forever
Are you tired of boring old servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a time machine on steroids! Travel back in time and bring back the most important thing – your sense of humor!Join us and embark on epic quests to retrieve ancient artifacts like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Chuck Norris or the Enchanted Pork Chop of Elvis Presley. But beware, the past is full of dangers like zombie dinosaurs and creeper pirates!
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a T-Rex into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!
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AddictiveCraft: MontrealMan vs Socials
so, like, have you ever been so addicted to social media that you wanted to sue them? well, this dude from montreal actually did it! he was, like, scrolling through his feed for hours and hours, forgetting to eat and sleep and stuff. so now he’s launching a class-action lawsuit against all the social media platforms for being too addictive.but, like, while he’s fighting the good fight, you should totally join our minecraft server! it’s so addictive, you’ll forget all about social media. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground society of llamas who control the server.
plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free llama mount to ride around on. trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave. so come join us and escape the addictive clutches of social media!
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EarthSysCollapseCraft
so like, u know how the earth is like, kinda falling apart and stuff? well, why not escape to our epic minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff. like, who needs the real world when u can have a virtual one, amirite?join our server and u can like, save the earth by building ur own sustainable paradise. u can like, plant virtual trees and stuff and stop the virtual climate change. u can be a hero in the virtual world, dude.
plus, like, there’s no annoying politicians or global warming on our server. just u, ur friends, and endless possibilities. u can like, ride virtual unicorns and battle virtual dragons. it’s gonna be epic, bro.
so like, why waste ur time on a dying planet when u can join our minecraft server and like, save the world one block at a time. u won’t regret it, trust me.
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The Crazy S’mores Server – No Fires Allowed! 21+ Minecraft Fun!
Welcome to The Cozy Shire Server!
Overview:
Launch Date July 28, 2024 🚀 Version 1.21 Map 🌍 Difficulty Hard 💪 Fire Spread Turned Off 🔥🚫 Pl3xMap Yes 🗺️✨ Discord Yes 🎙️ LGBTQI+ Friendly Yes 🌈 Upcoming Events:
- Ender Dragon fight! 🐉
- Shopping District Opening 💸
- Nether Hub Design Comp. 🔥
- Stronghold Design Comp. 👽
Why Join Us?
Our mission is to build a kind, accepting, and encouraging community where everyone feels at home. Join us to make friends, embark on adventures, and build something amazing together.
List of plugins and datapacks:
Datapacks Installed (All from Vanilla Tweaks):
- Silence Mobs
- Player Head Drops
- More Mob Heads
- Custom Nether Portals
- Mini Blocks
- Wandering Trades
- Armor Statues
- Unlock All Recipes
- More Effective Tools
- Fast Leaf Decay
- Multiplayer Sleep
- Double Shulker Shells
- Armored Elytra
- Anti Enderman Grief
- Durability Ping
- AFK Display
- Spawn Teleport
- Kill Empty Boats
Plugins Installed:
- CoreProtect
- DiscordSRV
- Chunker
- Pl3xMap
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: What is the age requirement to join The Cozy Shire server?
A: You must be 21 years or older to join our server. We prioritize mature and respectful interactions among our community members.
Q: Can I join if I’m LGBTQI+?
A: Yes! The Cozy Shire is a safe and inclusive space for everyone, including members of the LGBTQI+ community.
Q: How can I apply to join the server?
A: You can apply by filling out the application form at https://forms.gle/3oU3jXHcXbCRsXEcA